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[Mayfair/MensWorld Editor]

Just thought you should know that the boy Jack has settled in already, but we haven't done the Lumpy Chap poster hand-off yet...

[jj, Spymaster-General]

This post has been encoded for you by the Cryptology Dept. of MI5........

[The Fop]

Good stuff - you can always save Lumpy for a rainy day.

It looks like I've managed to slip my moorings here alright - so I should be meeting up with all me great mates towards the end of next month.

I shall expect a nice bowl of pie and custard waiting for me.

Meanwhile, comrade, I see the geese are flying south for the winter?

[Mayfair/MensWorld Editor]

Outstanding news, old boy. Saw Chuckles and Titters this morning as they drove past, so I expect you've got an almost Russ Abbot-style party atmosphere going on there today.

Great news about the tunnel. Once the all-clear has been raised here, I'll tell Whitehall.

Oh yes: my hovercraft is full of eels.

That ought to baffle the rest of the forum... or will it?...

[jj]

Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Drop you trousers, Sir William: I cannot wait until luinchtime- I am no longer infected.

[Lizard]

Transation: Another LIZARD crack.

Outstanding news, old boy. Saw Chuckles((Kieth Chegwin) and Titters(Jim Davidson) this morning as they drove past, so I expect you've got an almost Russ Abbot( Jeffery Archer)-style party atmosphere going on there today.

Great news about the tunnel(Plastic sheep). Once the all-clear has been raised here, I'll tell Whitehall.(Gloria Huniford)

Oh yes: my hovercraft(underpants) is full of eels.9Joy)

That ought to baffle the rest of the forum... or will it?...

Cant fool me! spy,s! Iv,e shit em...

[Mayfair/MensWorld Editor]

Nice to see that I'm not the only one who remembers Python!

Fop: The Hurpster says hi!

[The Fop]

Ah yes, well hail him back for me!

You may be pondering the lack on contributions from our lumbering chum TSB - well he injured himself in a reckless (to quote Claire Short) game of footy last night. Sadly, (again to quote Ms Short) it doesn't look like a resigning matter.

As for Cheggers and Chalky ? I couldn't possibly comment!

[Mayfair/MensWorld Editor]

Cheggars and Chalky? Now *I'm* lost. I have heard from Jack that there are many rumblings of discontent downstairs.

I'm sure a liberal dose of Alka SalarySeltza would cure it, but I can't see your 'Doc' prescribing it!

[Mayfair/MensWorld Editor]

Oops. I forgot to ask: TSB (the bank that likes to say "And of course, you're worth every penny"). I assume his 'injury' occured post-match in the showers?!