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In bermuda we don't have months just weeks

52 weeks in the year...7 day in each week...364 days.

Starting with Blonde week,brunette week,tight ass week,teeny week etc

If you wish to argue the point which one of you're balls do you wish to lose first...left or right

chow
JM

......come Xmas, you'd be down to Ugly Old Hag week: still, there's always the mango daiquiris........
As to the testicular question, too late: lost them both when I got married. Am as a result much in demand by opera companies across the globe.
They're probably in the Triangle along with that missing day, Blair's morality, and half my socks.......

Lost both you're balls...very sad...was this before or after the bobbitt saga

Did you star in any pornos afterwards?

That would make you a Eunuch unless you had them sown back on!!!!

I usually let one off my doubles take over during Old Hag Week....there's only so much a man can give

They're bloody hard to pension off...old hags

chow
MAC SHEIHK

I saw that Bobbitt porn vid- horrible.
The guy can't act for toffee........
As to your 'wife' problem, when they're superannuated, why not eat them?
Cannibalism- the ultimate recycling.........

If Mrs Bobbit had done the decent thing and devoured the appendage that ghastly production would never had seen the light of day...at least not with him in the lead role

Thanks for the retirement advise...think I'll get me lazy doubles(Bjorn B is the worst) right on it

chow
JM

so john,the ball was out then,lol.

sharon stone walking into my bedroom completely nude serving me breakfast shes got no plates so i eat the toast off her body.

The only stone your gonna see-is kidney stone.

What about Sly Stone !!!

dance to the music.