I'm A Happy Bastard

[Wink Wink]

steve I've seen you in the other forum, strange in there ain't it??

[steve56]

yeh!

[jj]

...just wait till she runs off with yer credit card and yer best friend.
They always do........

[Holden MacGroyn]

Aaah you cynic you.
I took the precaution of killing my best friend and getting myself CCJ'd.
Better to be safe than sorry.

[jj]

Now all you have to do is blind her, so she can never look at another man, cripple her, so she can never go out clubbing and meet blokes, and lobotomise her so she can never have another thought that's not about you.
Whaddya mean, it's illegal?
Only if you get caught........

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yeah but if I blind her, I'll never see that stunning blue eyed look of hers again. With the type of eyes that can melt you in an instance.
If I crippled her, I'd never get to see that sexy walk and the way her cute little arse does its thing that can melt you in an instance.
A lobotomy? But then her sexy little vioce would sound more slurred like Eddie Kidd and I wouldn't be able to melt into romantic sentences of melting in an instance.....

[jj]

....on your head be it: don't say I didn't warn you.
Still, yer In Love, so rational thought is the last thing I'd expect.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Thankyou for the concern Uncle JJ.
Love? Hadn't thought of it quite like that but why does this forum have so many cynics?
OK I am a king sized cynic but what gives?
Have we all been so badly burned in the past?

I feel a Breakfast Club session coming on.

[jj]

No, mine is strictly for entertainment purpses.
I'm really a Wromantic, and wish you and your lady all the best.

[George]

The only way to silence all these jealous cynics is to post a picture proving how beautiful she is. We're waiting.....