I'm A Happy Bastard

[Holden MacGroyn]

Tonight, well Saturday night, I got off with some woman that looks like a cross between Patsy Kensit & Annabel Giles.
I'm a smug git because of it and I wanted to share that with the bretherin of forumites.
Holden got lucky!

[Ace]

Whats the going rate these days Holden? ?60 an hour?

[Mart]

Don't forget, you must take the whole course of antibiotics.

Mart

[Holden MacGroyn]

You jealous slags.....
But like I said, Holden got lucky.....but not laid....
Seriously guys, she's a fox

(cue jokes about flea ridden vermin with pointy ears)

[Ace]

How do you turn a fox into a pig? Marry her!!
BOOM BOOM
Tally-ho!

[Holden MacGroyn]

There's always one isn't there...
Hey! Leave the jokes to S56.
At least that way my ribs are left intact.

[mutanthalibut]

What's the difference between a dog and a fox..........?
.......About 10 pints

[Holden MacGroyn]

Aahh but as I don't drink, I can safely safe, she was, a fox...



,,,me and my bastard big mouth. Time to retreat to MacGroyn Heights

[Wink Wink]

Well having a fox in tow is better than having a cow in tow (I've known a few women who were right cows) I guess.

[Goater]

I'm a sad bastard