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I thought it tasted funny.
It's supposed to be proper Russian stuff, not that muck made in a shed on the outskirts of Warrington.

Really, I spilt a bit, and there's now a slightly bleached spot on the knee of my jeans.

Years ago a work colleague of mine was sent out to get a particular brand of cigarettes for some one. If unavailable an alternative brand was suggested. When pushed for a third brand, just in case ,he said " just get anything!". On the errand boys return, the guy ,gasping for a smoke, was handed a pork pie!.

This is true.

Pork pies smoke very well, I find.
Not as good as Bakewell Tarts, true, but still a Good Smoke.