The Stella Fiasco

[diplodocus]

probably a lucky escape, 'wife beater' does serious damage to me most weekends.
aarrrggh, no, whats this in my hand.....help

[Lizard]

Who did you send, was it a remedial? coming back with no alcohol is unforgivable, but coming back with coke, deserves a twatting.

ps. was it diet or full sugar (this can have an impact on severity of twatting)

[jj]

Sorry, I thought this was going to be about Stella McCartney, who is indeed a Fiasco (on her mother's side).
Anyhoo, I partly blame you, for sending a person on the errand who hasn't even got the wit to own a name- I mean, you can hardly expect someone who is nameless to have the gumption to order a suitably alcoholic substitute for Stella, when the latter is out of stock at your local boozery.
And to be fair, you did say 'something else', rather than 'another type of crappy beer'.
Just be grateful you didn't end up instead with a mongoose fritter and a pair of Beelzebub's bicycle-clips.

[Deuce Bigolo]

What are you doing only buying 4 cans

Is Rationing back in England?

I'd recommend drinking the coke with large chunks of icecream
makes an Australian invention called the spider

Its very good...at least it was when i was 8

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

Diet IS 'full sugar'.
'Full sugar' is 'tons and tons of sugar, with extra added sugar, and a helping of sucrose'.

WHAT aren't pillows?

[Lizard]

You need to watch, planes trains and automobiles, for Steve Martins classic saying 'those aren,t pillows'.

[jj]

So it's not pillows, then.
And if it's Martin, I expect it's some sort of tit-gag.

I'm sorry, I'll rephrase that.
Nah....can't be arsed.

[jj]

I assume it's called a 'spider' in Oz because it has eight legs and is hairy.