How many of you...

[Deuce Bigolo]

Pins & Needles are something to savour

Hasn't been classed as an extreme sport as yet but its only a matter of time IMHO

Like a fine wine they only get better with time so make those chapters long ones

To heighten your experience I'd suggest following this 15 point plan(has one for the female of the house as well)

[Sam Slater]

Jesus Christ Trumpy! Pull yourself together man!

God made you so that you could shit and read at the same time, or he'd have put the anus on your forehead, where farting at the dinner table would be unhygienic.

[mart]

My sentiment too magoo.
I think they all need more fibre in their diets.

Mart

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Trumpton wrote:
>
> > I take nothing in to read. I use the toilet for it's primary
> > purpose.
>
> You wanker!

I'm trying to keep that a secret Von Wazzakins.

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> Jesus Christ Trumpy! Pull yourself together man!
>
> God made you so that you could shit and read at the same time,
> or he'd have put the anus on your forehead, where farting at
> the dinner table would be unhygienic.

I'm simply unable. I've tried in the past to shit and read simultaneously but it has resulted in a few "accidents" and as a result I've had to purchase extra strong carpet cleaner.

[mart]

Story about Churchill during WWII.
He's taking a dump when there's a knock on the door.
"Mr. Atlee is here to see you Prime Minister."
"Tell him to wait, I can only deal with one shit at a time."

Mart

[Lucifer Sam]

Whenever I go for a Man United, I usually start thinking about what I should really be doing with my life...... Starting with cutting down on curries!