Satellite/internet/ iptv/ all too little to late?

[jimslip]

Fuck Lady Di? I can't see why with the use of designer drugs and hypnosis this would not be possible at some time in the future.

I would actually like to remake some classic Colour Climax films, they were a great laugh and sexy to.

[Officer Dibble]

Er, actually, yes. I've been pissed off with them since 1995. They're the preserve of chav birds and the kind of blokes who appreciate the, er, 'younger look'. I hear that Gary Glitter is a big fan. Personally, I find shaved fannies about as erotic and stimulating as a dead plucked chicken. But, er, what's this got to do with the topic in hand? Maybe a separate thread would have been in order?

Officer Dibble

[nachovx]

They're not putting up Christmas Trees in Vietnam this year ........
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They're just hanging Glitter instead.

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Maybe in bad taste, but never the less, quite funny.

[jimslip]

Yes unfortunately this is one of the "Rules of Porn", generated by stupid, arrogant foreign producers like Private who dictated that all men must be bodybuilders and shaven and all girls must be made to look as false as possible and have shaven pussies.

I had a foreign cameraman shooting one of my scenes, one of the girls got excited and started to cream herself, (yes I know its surprising!). He stopped the camera and said, "You must clean her up, it looks like she's got a disease"

Naturally I told him to "Shut the fuck up" and carry on filming. The poor sod had always worked for these foreign wankers and didn't know better.

I've seen absolutely beautiful natural girls go into make up for these people and coming out looking like two-bit whores.

Its thanks to them that I've had a strict no makeup artist rule for the last 15 years.

[jimslip]

I bet PC World lost alot of business in their servicing departments after Glitters arrest!

[davewells]

You swearing at poor old Jordan ?

[jimslip]

Could be yes and it could be no!

[nachovx]

> I've seen absolutely beautiful natural girls go into make up for these
> people and coming out looking like two-bit whores.

And a perfect example of that can be found in the aptly named US series New Whores (Jim Powers) ... they come in natural, go through the make-up process .... and virtually all of them come out looking worse. Never the less, as porn goes these days, it's pretty good stuff if you like hard ass pounding, with likes of Genesis Skye (who is apparently going off the rails in a big way with a self-destructive personality disorder).

[Mrs McCavity]

PRIVATE Milton sr had the best understanding of what porn really is. Unfortunatly it has been lost over the years. If Uk producers could even understand his theory it would take them to the next level. Hans Moser/Marc Dorcel also understood the porn theory of measurement and they made a few quid out of it,

Phil McC on Bev's PC