I'm A Happy Bastard

[steve56]

well it was thanks to wendy and sarah they organised it all.

[Mart]

Listen guys, lets get real. What would a pic. of the girl prove? It could be any good-looker off the net. No , it's got to be the lady in question holding his groin. So come on Holden , get snapping.
Oh, and to prove it's really you , hold up a copy of a current newspaper and a notice saying "I am Holden MacGroyn and she's holding my groin".

Mart

[steve56]

the paper would be either the sun,or the sport

[Holden MacGroyn]

Damn, that is too funny.
Yeah after our 4th date, I'll say "Hang on a minute honey, just hold my love truncheon whilst I scribble a wish you were here message on the Daily Slag and let's just get someone to snap this picture up"
And then I'll be forever curious why I didn't get a 5th date!

You are SUCH a helpful lot;)
Anyway, I'm a celebrity so I can't show my face:P

[Ace]

If its you thats shy Holden, I am quite prepared to get fumbled by her for the cause of keeping this lot happy on the forum

[Holden MacGroyn]

Holden? Shy?
AHAHAHAA...HA....ha

Nooooo not me, but I wouldn't want people like Marino and Ben Dover etc putting out a hit on my spam javelin for fear of competition and then where do I get an ultra wide angled lense?
So much to worry about.
But then people might actually think I'm Marino as apparently I look like the old whinging slag....MARINO LOVE YOU BABY!

[jj]

Eh?
A celeb that won't show his face?
Isn't that an oxymoron?

[Wink Wink]

So Holden, you have known her 4 days now. Is it LOVE? or LUST? LOL.

Think I'm gonna join the "We want a picture of her club"

[jj]

I'd rather have a pic of, say, her tits.
Is it a particularly nice club, with nails in, or something?

[Wink Wink]

Nah! It's a nine iron, or should it be a nibblet or maybe a sand wedge. Guess it depends on the lay of the land.