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Re: convert to Islam 4 times the fun
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:55 am
by jj
countb wrote:
> I used to fancy Thora Hird in that stannah stairlift.
> Does that make me odd? l
Oh, God, yes.
Yes.
Re: convert to Islam 4 times the fun
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:24 am
by countb
I never wanked to the ad though..honest !!!
Re: convert to Islam 4 times the fun
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:47 pm
by jj
I believe you.
If I didn't, I'd have nightmares.
Re: convert to Islam 4 times the fun
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:16 pm
by countb
June Whitfield?
Is it ok to wank about her? lol
Re: sex with the same person
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:24 pm
by belfast_birty
You can either buy sex(by marrying),or 'rent' it,(by living with a woman).The second is very much cheaper in the long run,if you have good assets.Marriage is the fastest way of removing assets from a man! I do know!!
Re: sex with the same person
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:11 pm
by nasty
This is called the Coolidge Effect. I've copied the Wikipedia explanation, cos I'm too lazy to type my own!
The term comes from an old joke, according to which American President Calvin Coolidge and his wife allegedly visited a poultry farm. During the tour, Mrs. Coolidge inquired of the farmer how his farm managed to produce so many fertile eggs with such a small number of roosters. The farmer proudly explained that his roosters performed their duty dozens of times each day.
"Perhaps you could point that out to Mr. Coolidge," pointedly replied the First Lady.
The President, overhearing the remark, asked the farmer, "Does each rooster service the same hen each time?"
"No," replied the farmer, "there are many hens for each rooster."
"Perhaps you could point that out to Mrs. Coolidge," replied the President.
Re: sex with the same person
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:56 am
by Sarah Kelly
lol.. Oh i like that....So wrong and i obviously wouldnt agree with it,but definately funny and i dont think anyones gonna mind lazy when its quality!happy!