REVIEW: Pound a Punnet

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joe king
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REVIEW: Pound a Punnet

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Pound a Punnet
Rude Britannia
easy on the eye -http://www.easyote.co.uk
Length 112 mins, R18
11 International Erotic Festival of Barcelona Award Winner
Produced and Directed by Anna Span
Starring: Karina Currie, Karina Clarke, Karen Wood, Rebekkah Jordan, Shelly, Jerry Lee, Taylor Morgan, Vicky Valentine, Jo May and Amber.

Girls who work on the market have lesbian sex in their lunch breaks or after work.

1. Berwick St W1
Love balls up Karina Currie
Lesbo 69 rug munching between Karina Currie and Karina Clarke.
Individual and mutual dildo masturbation.
Possibly fake orgasms.

2. The Cut SE2
Rebekkah Jordan and Karen Wood.
I can't tell if this is part documentary and part fake or all fake. Well, actually it's all fake. The director/camerawoman takes part in the action, directing the girls but there is no sexual contact between her and the players. Is it gonzo? No one really comments on why she is filming. The players know they are being filmed but is she another character? If so, she seems very distant. Why hasn't she got a name?
Weirdly Rebekkah seems to have a couple of welts visible on her gorgeous arse.
There is some off camera spanking sounds. Pussy licking and purple dildo for Rebekkah with some very light arse slapping.
The orgasm seems a bit fake.
Karen's orgasm seemeda bit more real, Rebekkah must have a great way with the vibro.

3. Deptford Market SE8
Shelly and Jerry Lee.
"Are you gonna cum"?, cue fake orgasm.
Shelly on a pool table gets licked by Jerry Lee.
This scene really shows some soft amateur action. I didn't find it passionate or erotic. Although it gets a bit better at the end of this turgid scene. Another fake orgasm?

4.Columbia Rd E2
Vicky Valentine gets shown lesbian love by Taylor Morgan as she decides on the flowers for her wedding.
Good fake orgasm in the dildo scene on the black chair with Vicky Valentine commenting on the action.
Taylor morgan gets dildoed by Vicky. The kissing at the end is more sexy than any of the penetration.

5. Holloway Rd N7
Jo May and Amber sunbath in the lunch break. They go inside to enjoy some lesbo sex. This scene has some of the best erotic moments. Jo May's orgasm even looked the most convincing. And then she goes on to take a 'baton'. What? A second orgasm?
Jo May is the hottest girl in this dvd. She gives Amber a dildo workout.



Notes: I thought it was very average except for the last scene. Amber seems to have gained some weight or possibly she isn't Amber[5] as listed on bgafd. Most of the girls are good looking some of the action is very amateur . This is a docu/fake mess. I really don't know why it won any awards.

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Re: REVIEW: Pound a Punnet

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Haven't seen it (and I may well not bother), but Joe raises a point that should be hammered into anyone who aspires to making a decent les flick-
GET THE GIRLS TO TONGUE-KISS
GET THE GIRLS TO TONGUE-KISS
GET THE GIRLS TO TONGUE-KISS.
The more, the better.
Approximately 6 000 000 000 003 times more erotic than any amount of faked sighing and heavily-lubed didlos.
There, now that wasn't too difficult, was it?
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
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Re: REVIEW: Pound a Punnet

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In scene 3 Shelley is Clare Olsen and Jerry Lee is Faye Dixie, both listed here.

In the final scene Amber is definately not Amber 5.

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Re: REVIEW: Pound a Punnet

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But is there any tonsil action, dear boy?
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
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