The Problem With Sky Porn is ....

[Will Hagen]

As a rule I don't frequent the Sky Adult Channels but following a fairly long day of pyms and lemonade I decided to give it a go.

I really wish I hadn't because I immediately realised that my greatest dissappointment with sex (other than my penis lacking the necessary 2 inches to make a foot) was / is porn that makes promises it does not fulfill.

Good porn suggests and then meets its promise.

Now I am not complaining about the girls who appear on Sky and I know that Sky cannot show anything other than a few boobs and a bit of lady bits but it is such a turn off to know that the ladies promises are completely false.

Has anyone called the police about Sky porn ? It is a crime that needs to be investigated.

Cheers

Will Hagen

[nachovx]

There isn't any porn on Sky ... it's mild erotica sold on a false pretence by conmen. But it's Trading Standards and not the police who would (and should) crack down on them. But then again anyone who falls for their cons deserves to be done out of their money - at least they learn a lesson. Golden rule is never subscribe to any UK based satellite service for porn as you'll always be disappointed, look elsewhere and you won't.

[number 6]

I've posted on this a few times Sky porn has to be the biggest pee take of the 21st century,you tune in expecting to see something at least a little bit risque but all you get is sex scenes that wouldn't look out of place in emmerdale,i really dont know how they get away with it.

[nachovx]

Not the case with the Euro based channels though ... right at this moment SexView are broadcasting Ass Strechers 2 (Alicia Rhodes) ... I don't think this would get an R18 here due to the extreme deep throating and rough slapping.

[randyandy]

I always find this debate interesting.

What's needed is for someone who subscribed to the channel to make a complaint to Trading Standards. Will it happen? - I doubt it.

With regards to what Sky are doing don't forget a large % of Brit Porn was formed by the great British rip off that Sky now employees.

Ads were placed in mags or papers featuring 'well known' models with the same line if you want to see her in harder stuff send ? to this address.

You were lucky to get anything never mind 'just' soft core.

The con then was for whoever created the ad to sell your address to their mates and for them to send 'brochures' hinting at hard or in some cases showing hard but when you applied to them it was the same result- nothing or 'just' soft core.

I know people complain about the Internet but for me it's the only way a supplier can show he / she can almost be trusted. There are loads that do this now One Eyed Jack for me being the best.

Unfortunately rogue diallers are having an effect on the Internet, along with the new con of sites claiming to being regularly updated when they are not.

The answer to the Sky problem is don't buy it if you?re expecting hard core.