Here is a joke

[Mr Magoo]

I`m thinkin about leaving the world of porn for a new career in comedy. Can anyone tell me if the following joke is funnny. I made this one uo my self.

Ben Dover walks into a bar and says mines a large one.

Then of course Rocco walks in and snd says "mine is even larger" (flushing the barmaids head down the toilet is optionnal).

Sorry i have to see my doctor now.

[Matt2]

Na. Stick to the day job mate.

[Mr Magoo]

Cheers Matt2, I`m glad i am not the only insomniac pornfreak. Awfully quiet here at this time of night.

[Matt2]

Ah, nothing like surfin the net as the dawn breaks (who she - Ed)

[Onan The Librarian]

A Woman walks into a bar and asks for a "Double Entendre"

So the barman gives her one.

Oh Shit - I've just turned into Stan Boardman

[Ace]

3 soldiers drinking in a bar, reflecting on how their wives are hard done by. All 3 agree as soon as they get home, WHATEVER their wife first says to them, they MUST do and will report the following evening to compare notes.
Next night, all are subdued and quiet until the first squaddie says, 'when I got home, the Mrs was washing up, so I dried up and I dropped a plate, whereupon she said "great, why don't you smash the whole place up?", so I did. The wife has left and I'm being charged by the MoD for wanton destruction'
Next squaddie said, 'after my beers last night, I crashed out on the sofa with a cigarette and dozed off. Some ash fell on the carpet and the wife said to me, " Nice one! Why don't you burn the house down?", so I did, I torched the gaff and my wife has left and I'm being charged for arson'
Next man said, 'when I got in, the wife was in bed, and I was up for it! so I started playing around with her pussy and she said "you can cut that out!!"........anyone want a toupee?'

Okay, its crap, but better than the previous offerings!!

[Bill Malone]

Mo, it's good. A little psychotic, perhaps, but good.