If u can't help shut up

[The Chuckster]

After numerous posts requesting help I'm getting well pissed off at those fucking comedians who put oh so funny comments by way of an answer. Ha fucking Ha xcuse me whilst I laugh my head off. I have seen loads of requests like this answered in this way. All we want is an answer that may point us in the direction of our own holy grail and not your piss poor Bernard Manning impersonations! IF YOU CAN'T HELP - SHUT THE FUCK UP DIMWITS!!!

[ted]

The wife's mother's son-in-law, me...........

[The Chuckster]

I asked for that, but if anybody else does that you will be labelled as Mr. Fuckwit (I'm waiting for MR. Fuckwit to reply - won't that be funny)

[Mr Fuckwit]

Well you said you were waiting.

[Fuckwit jnr]

Hit him Dad!

[Mrs Fuckwit]

Anyone seen my hubby around here?

[steve]

U don't seem 2 b the kind of poster people want to put themselves
out 2 help.
So perhaps u should look at yourself b 4 sounding off.

[Ivor Biggun...]

Lighten up Chucky-cheese!

I actually enjoy the occasional post about nude-dwarf-vomit-burping videos, otherwise it all would get a bit too "porn-anorak" around here, know whadda mean?

Not to mention the daft monickers people use.

[Matt]

Calm yourself, son. Who's this 'we', anyway? And why have a go at some of us cos we have a bit of friendly banter? I'm sure if peeps can help they will - it's not too painful to look further down the thread then the first link, is it?