god , that was 17 years ago.(am i really 35 years old allready)i was cleaning out the loft and found a copy of The Raincoat Crowd staring Desiree Cousteau still wrapped in plastic, in a box of old work related things
whats the first film you motley crew bought?
and have you still got it
rob
my first look at porn
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taff
Re: my first look at porn
1984. i was 17 a friend had arranged to get a blue movie off a friend. we went to the meeting place on a roadside. in the distance i could hear a motorbike. the bike stopped next to us and the "goods" were handed over. we headed back to a house of a guy who's parents were out.
the plot was sheer corn. theres a black and white guy and a female photographer. she wants to take pics of them naked they agree only if the lady is nude too. I'm sure you can guess the rest... the black guy has a cock like a liquorice allsort short and thick.
the funniest movie i ever saw was about two lesbian nuns!
they are having sex in an hotel room and have a dildo. the manager has set up a hidden camera in the room!!! he walks in and shags them, the bell boy happens to see this on the camera and joins in..very contrived.
the plot was sheer corn. theres a black and white guy and a female photographer. she wants to take pics of them naked they agree only if the lady is nude too. I'm sure you can guess the rest... the black guy has a cock like a liquorice allsort short and thick.
the funniest movie i ever saw was about two lesbian nuns!
they are having sex in an hotel room and have a dildo. the manager has set up a hidden camera in the room!!! he walks in and shags them, the bell boy happens to see this on the camera and joins in..very contrived.
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Mr Magoo
Re: my first look at porn
First hardcore I saw (I`d grew up on softcore) was at the age of about 16 a bunch of us went to a lads house during our school lunch hour and watched a rather ancient copy of Deep Inside Desiree Custeau. No plot I think it was a compilation tape. Second film which I borrowed from another friend was Sekas Travels with John Holmes and Aunt Peg and of course Seka as an air-hostess. It had a scene involving a fucking-machine, which was a dildo attatched to a piston on a big fly-wheel. The machine was called Roberto.
I only discovered decent modern hardcore when I got on-line and found out about Your Choice etc. Prior to that I like most other people took pot luck with various pirates advertising in the small-ads papers.
I only discovered decent modern hardcore when I got on-line and found out about Your Choice etc. Prior to that I like most other people took pot luck with various pirates advertising in the small-ads papers.
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Rimbaud
Re: my first look at porn
I was reared on softcore from age 13, bought from older guys at school or later on from the petrol station down the road. I still have something close to 250 softcore mags from this period in my loft - smuggling them out of my parents' house (I hid them in among the car magazines, of which I had over 1000) was quite an achievement!
Even when I started having girlfriends, I couldn't shake the porno hook. Other lads used it as a substitute for sex and when they got the real thing, they gave up their porn mags. But I still wanted porn. ITt wasn't solely the sexual appeal of the girls, it was a collector's thing - I was a porn anorak, by age 17 I'd indexed my Paul Raymond mags and started collecting continental and US ones on import. I was serious about porn. Only real-life women, and motorbikes, could rival the attention I gave to porn.
My first experience of hardcore came when I moved to London to go to University. Pretty soon I was buying hardcore mags and sooner or later, videos too, on TCR and in Soho. My first hardcore video was a true classic - Debbie Does Dallas, the original boogie bights '70's porno. That was in maybe 1991. I started collecting these as I'd collected softcore, meticulous to the last.
I started making porno in my last year at Uni. It was the logical next step. At first I would ask my girlfriends to do solo-girl stuff for my camcorder (one of the breeze-block style early ones - cost me almost a year's earnings from behind the union bar). Not all of them were willing, but one or two obliged and I was hooked. I was honourable, I never sold the tapes or even showed them. But I knew I had an eye for the great shot.
Still, I wanted to be in front of the camera too, to be giving it my all. I got into the amateur scene by asking in a sex shop. By the time I finished my degree I'd been in about four or five films and filmed a couple of decent vignette flicks which could've beenr released if the girls had been willing.
I probably would've gone pro (most likely as a director, I can't see myself as a professional performer) or at least given it a go, but I got a respectable job which was a good opportunity to earn decent money, set myself up well, and save up to do the travelling I'd always wanted to do. This was the mid-90's and porno hadn't fully shed its outlaw stigma - there's no way I could go pro and combine it with a straight-laced suit and tie day job. I stuck it out on the amateur scene which is where I've stayed. I'll be producing a commercial feature or two in months to come, my first steps, but I won't be putting my name to it, still less trying to strut my stuff for everyone to buy off the shelf in Harmony...
Even when I started having girlfriends, I couldn't shake the porno hook. Other lads used it as a substitute for sex and when they got the real thing, they gave up their porn mags. But I still wanted porn. ITt wasn't solely the sexual appeal of the girls, it was a collector's thing - I was a porn anorak, by age 17 I'd indexed my Paul Raymond mags and started collecting continental and US ones on import. I was serious about porn. Only real-life women, and motorbikes, could rival the attention I gave to porn.
My first experience of hardcore came when I moved to London to go to University. Pretty soon I was buying hardcore mags and sooner or later, videos too, on TCR and in Soho. My first hardcore video was a true classic - Debbie Does Dallas, the original boogie bights '70's porno. That was in maybe 1991. I started collecting these as I'd collected softcore, meticulous to the last.
I started making porno in my last year at Uni. It was the logical next step. At first I would ask my girlfriends to do solo-girl stuff for my camcorder (one of the breeze-block style early ones - cost me almost a year's earnings from behind the union bar). Not all of them were willing, but one or two obliged and I was hooked. I was honourable, I never sold the tapes or even showed them. But I knew I had an eye for the great shot.
Still, I wanted to be in front of the camera too, to be giving it my all. I got into the amateur scene by asking in a sex shop. By the time I finished my degree I'd been in about four or five films and filmed a couple of decent vignette flicks which could've beenr released if the girls had been willing.
I probably would've gone pro (most likely as a director, I can't see myself as a professional performer) or at least given it a go, but I got a respectable job which was a good opportunity to earn decent money, set myself up well, and save up to do the travelling I'd always wanted to do. This was the mid-90's and porno hadn't fully shed its outlaw stigma - there's no way I could go pro and combine it with a straight-laced suit and tie day job. I stuck it out on the amateur scene which is where I've stayed. I'll be producing a commercial feature or two in months to come, my first steps, but I won't be putting my name to it, still less trying to strut my stuff for everyone to buy off the shelf in Harmony...
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Davey
Re: my first look at porn
First h/c video i saw at 17, around 1983, was "pretty peaches", I always can remember the milky fluid shooting out of the leading ladies arse after being filled up by some doctor chap..........happy days and nearly 20 years ago.......oh god !
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Young Mr Grace
Re: my first look at porn
I first caught "Behind the Green Door" sometime in the late seventies in a cinema club in Soho when I was barely seventeen. Sinful stuff! The next hardcore was "Lollipop Palace" in a dive in Newcastle, I was so taken with it I went virtually five nights running and started getting funny looks at the door...I think I even remember the first issue of Rustler, happy days for a Catholic schoolboy praying for cunt!
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bellswagger
Re: my first look at porn
pretty peaches was one of the first filma I saw too. Anyone know where I could buy this from now?
Oh and the first porno I bought was a couple of sarah young tapes whilst in Hamburg for a weekend about 10 years ago.
Owning 2 original films instead of 100th gen copies made me feel like Larry Flynt! ( I don't mean paralysed from the waist down)
Oh and the first porno I bought was a couple of sarah young tapes whilst in Hamburg for a weekend about 10 years ago.
Owning 2 original films instead of 100th gen copies made me feel like Larry Flynt! ( I don't mean paralysed from the waist down)
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JHseeker
Re: my first look at porn
A friend had an older brother whose mate (sounds impausible but it IS correct)ran a video shop. He had a little sub-counter scam going but suspected he was going to get raided so he asked for a box of tapes to be stashed for a while. This was early eighties and having only seen soft core and a couple of european hardcore mags, I was bowled over by moving pictures of people doing really rude things! I was so enthralled in the action (some cheerleader gobbling a Team Coach under a desk) that I hadn't noticed my girfriend was a lot less enthralled!!! 
I learnt two things:
1. You can't beat a good porn vid. It beats mags everytime and even now with all that porn on the net its still good to watch a good old VHS.
2. If you want your girlfriend to watch porn with you, ask her first. Don't just sit there with your eyes on stalks and dribble.
My folks didn't have a VCR so I used to watch it at mates' houses which I found rather uncomfortable. One of them was Deep Throat and as soon as I left home I bought a battered VCR and a copy of said film so I could 'study' it at length
Quick question for you all: What was the name of the 80's US film where mosquitos carry a 'horny' potion and everyone they bite runs around shaggin eachother? This was one of the films in said box. Included a good scene in a lift. Probably looks crap now but still sticks in my memory.
BTW Excellent thread Rob. hope it runs for a while
I learnt two things:1. You can't beat a good porn vid. It beats mags everytime and even now with all that porn on the net its still good to watch a good old VHS.
2. If you want your girlfriend to watch porn with you, ask her first. Don't just sit there with your eyes on stalks and dribble.
My folks didn't have a VCR so I used to watch it at mates' houses which I found rather uncomfortable. One of them was Deep Throat and as soon as I left home I bought a battered VCR and a copy of said film so I could 'study' it at length
Quick question for you all: What was the name of the 80's US film where mosquitos carry a 'horny' potion and everyone they bite runs around shaggin eachother? This was one of the films in said box. Included a good scene in a lift. Probably looks crap now but still sticks in my memory.
BTW Excellent thread Rob. hope it runs for a while
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Onan The Librarian
Re: my first look at porn
Deep Inside Desiree Cousteau was also my first hardcore porn experience. I borrowed it off a guy in the pub I had a part time job in, kept it for weeks!
The scene on the boat where John Holmes unloads all over Serena kind of sticks in my mind. I think that was about '83 or so!
Onan
The scene on the boat where John Holmes unloads all over Serena kind of sticks in my mind. I think that was about '83 or so!
Onan
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Ace
Re: my first look at porn
I think the film you are referring to is a John Holmes classic from 1976 called 'Autobiography of a Flea'
My first taste of porn was at a ramshackle cinema called Sunset Cinema by the main bus station in Birmingham in 1979. It was a dive, and you could smell musty cum in the air. The toilets stunk and you could feel your shoes 'sticking' to the floor. The strippers were hounds in their 40's, and the films were old 16mm classics from Denmark. But I was hooked! Been to classier places since then in London and Germany, but nothing compared to that first ever visit. It is now an upmarket porn cinema with gorgeous pole dancers and DVD films showing and costs ?10 to get in, but I perfer the old place, it had...............character!
My first taste of porn was at a ramshackle cinema called Sunset Cinema by the main bus station in Birmingham in 1979. It was a dive, and you could smell musty cum in the air. The toilets stunk and you could feel your shoes 'sticking' to the floor. The strippers were hounds in their 40's, and the films were old 16mm classics from Denmark. But I was hooked! Been to classier places since then in London and Germany, but nothing compared to that first ever visit. It is now an upmarket porn cinema with gorgeous pole dancers and DVD films showing and costs ?10 to get in, but I perfer the old place, it had...............character!