need girl for friend?

[one eyed jack]

Yes but do you do anal?...We can't be friends unless you do anal. Anal is a very important part of a relationship and if you dont do it it means you can not love me the way a woman is supposed to love a man.

I have credit card if this helps. if you do anal I will marry you forever and love you like a man should.

[clubwednesday]

lol

[Jonboy]

Hi Terry , shame you can't sign on with another name , you would have had about 15 Barrymore's by now

[stripeysydney]

Hello, hello, salaam, I have thinking we could be together, but a few problems at moment, curse those infidel Americans and their allies.
One time I ran country, big big place; you like it. No need for card credit, I take all money, big palaces, have problems now, but I fix it, I kill everbody!
Ha! just joking, have good humour, very important, If you like, you write. O.K.Write to,


c/o
S. Hussein,
Abu Graive Prison,
Baghdad,
Iraq.

[strictlybroadband]

one eyed jack wrote:

> I have credit card if this helps. if you do anal I will marry
> you forever and love you like a man should.

Have you run this idea by Faye?

[one eyed jack]

Yes she sez i can play out until 7pm

[stripeysydney]

Right, what we gonna do? I vote we play murder ball or british bulldog and then we smash some things with hammers and if we're very good my other half sez we can stay out till 7.30, but she says we cant play with that Officer Dibble coz she says he's a shit-stirrer and causes arguments.

[colonel]

stripeysydney wrote:

but she
> says we cant play with that Officer Dibble coz she says he's a
> shit-stirrer and causes arguments.

A shit-stirrer? We, he must do anal then- so oneeyedjack should be ok.

Where is the Romanian woman involved?