Boycott On Heck

[Twingo]

I didnt even understand anything after "porn stars be scrutinised by sports commentators", perhaps you could rewrite it again

[Jacques]

And wouldn't Boycott be better on the BDSM stuff?

[Leaky]

you cant beat a bit of Geoffrey, the guy speaks his mind, enough said. Now thats out.

[shock the monkey]

I think you watch too much porn. lol
I can't think of a worse passion killer than having Geoffrey Boycott commentating on it.

[Lawman]

I must have the wrong idea i thought someone was going to say don't buy her stuff she's had another silly looking tit job, etc
seen her virtual sex dvd it's very good very dirty mouth so buy it
however returning to the subjuct the last test was like an orgy with nomen just 11 useless c***s!

[stiffoak571]

makes one of his favourite phrases about a ball outside off stump take on a new meaning:

"the corridor of uncertainty"

for every male star who struggles to perform!

[Ned]

She really likes it up her.

He should stick one up in the rib area, get her jumping about a bit.

Give her a couple of throat balls.

You've got to keep on your toes at the crease.

Play at it with soft hands. Let it come to you and then leather it!