UKAP Awards (2)

[jimslip]

Firstly I must say well done to Phil Black for having the bottle to stage the awards last night. It must have been a lot of work. I thought that it was a great social event. Lara couldn't make it (but she sent a replacement in the form of Sasha - Lara xxx) with whom I spent most of the evening. Kirsten looked sensational in her "Mermaid" outfit. It was really nice seeing everybody having such a good time, to be honest I thought the awards themselves were almost an irrevalence. It was nice seeing Randolph (Shagnasty) and meeting Jerry from Liquid Gold for the first time.

And the girls.........they were all stunning, I don't think I've seen so many babes in one place at one time before. The funniest moment of the evening for me was when Stefan Hard dragged me over to meet a "Right-on" female Guardian journalist, who couldn't believe what I did. Anyway later Stefan ran over to me and said to me laughing, "The journalist said to me after you went, "I said I wanted to meet HOT STUDS!"

Yes folks, I turned away and had a quiet sob.

[one eyed jack]

That woman was mean. Who does she think she is being a journalist and writing things that hurt peoples feelings?

Does she not know who you are?!

[Cenobitez]

How did the awards go ?

I have heard very mixed results, albeit the good ones have been from people who got soooo slaughtered they could barely walk, and the bad from the usual suspects.

[Stefan Hard]

I had your best interests at heart though Jim! It was Mark Sloan's fault! He told me that she wanted to meet Studs!

Never mind it was good to see everyone anyway! I hope that everyone had a great time!

Stefan

[one eyed jack]

Well thats just ages-ist innit!. Jim should take full advantage of this politically correct climate and join forces with the gays, ethnics and the disaffected, sexually confused to put pressure on this woman. How dare they make poor Jim cry. That is not nice.

Ok...I was only kidding. Hey was she tasty !happy!

[jimslip]

Yes Terry, please take note, one and all, that from this day onwards I wish to be known as "TINY TEARS" and not JIM SLIP!! !idontbelieveit!