Bella Emberg video

[Backward Faldo]

Does anyone know where I can get my hands on the Playboy video mentioned in this article?

www.funnymanjackson.com/uk.htm

[magoo]

Bella Emberg!!!! Gotta be a wind up. I hope.

[marcusallen]

Not sure even I could drink enough scotch for that one-especially if she wanted one of my "interviews"

[magoo]

You would need chloroform not Scotch for a job like that Marcus. You would probably need counselling afterwards aswell. No disrespect meant to Ms Emberg, its just a joke.

[Backward Faldo]

Bella is Italian for beautiful. Never has an actress been so aptly named. I hope Pam St Clement is also in 'Women of the South Coast'

I can't find the 'nipple-slip' incident they mention anywhere though.

[magoo]

Dont worry mate, i`m sure we can help with your disorder. Try some of Marcus` Scotch. It will help you forget about Ms Emberg.

[magoo]

Oh, looky here. Someone using my name again. Fairly harmless this time so I dont really mind but surely you can think up your own name you looser.

[woodgnome]

seems to have the same ip address as your own. is your little brother about again?

[magoo]

Must be someone playing silly games at my end again. Think I will have to hide the keyboard when I leave the room.