Uncle Ben dips it

[Inspector Beaver]

What is the real name for this film where Uncle Ben boffs the blondie?

[jj]

St. Trinibums- same cast-credits.
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[Dave Wells]

Looks like he forgot to remove the eye lashes from being a woman !

[one eyed jack]

So was he Gwen Dover on the day then? !happy!

[Inspector Beaver]

Ta for that. The whole film looks pretty bloody good actually.

[frankthring]

So Inspector Beaver thinks "St Trinibums" looks "pretty bloody good".
In his case possibly a lobotomy might look good too....

Last year I dipped into my not-very-deep pocket at the Venus Fair and
bought this cinematic gem.....

It is now a movie I like to use as an almost too-perfect example of how
NOT to make a porn film (or one claiming to tell a story). To think that I
used to work with Lindsay Honey over 2 decades ago and this shite is
the result ! TVX or whatever people put up the funding were utterly
ripped off..... or maybe asked for it to be shot for three farthings !
Personally, I would give my time up for free to re-direct it, so bad do I
think this film is....it says everything about the appalling state - overall
- of the UK industry right now.

The camerawork in particular is so shoddy and framing so unerotic
that a chimp at London Zoo could have done a better job !!! Where, in
God`s name, is the tease, the framing so we can enjoy the costumes,
even the sex angles suck (as does the sex).

My dream is to tie whoever shot it in an electric chair and make him
watch for a solid year any one of Herve Bodilis`s "Russian Institute"
seriesfor Marc Dorcel so that he might garner the slightest idea what the
word"erotic" means !!!!

I may live abroad, and I have shot more "story" porn features than most
sane men want to see in a lifetime (not all of them brilliant and some on
small budgets too), but for crap locations, terrible camerawork and
weak sex this film is a record-beater.

Only one thing is good - the girls are pretty hot - but totally wasted. Ben
Dover in drag is bearable and he acts like crazy but when I think what
could have been done in the UK these days with a St Trinians theme it
makes my blood run cold !!!

Sorry to run on so folks......I am proud to be Brit and ashamed frankly
that this garbage is foisted on the porn-paying and unsuspecting
public as good British filth !!

[Dave Wells]

Ditto, it's awful. Probably because of the budget. But yes, a pretty true reflection of the awful mess the Brit biz is in. And to think real experienced, talented camerman struggle to get work, it's frightening !

[Dave Wells]

P.s Frank me old mate. Try and look at Black Beauty (a Bluebird release before they sacked me) for the camera work shot by myself and Christoph Clark.