In view of the hapless halfwit Linsey now being dumped by her husband she apparantly has gone back to her old tricks of shagging footballers for financial gain when she sells the story to the sunday tabloids. Unfortunately her reputation has spread far and wide amongst said footballers and on a recent nightclub sortie with her friend she was swiftly rebuffed by an unnamed premiereship player.
So Linsey how about doing some anal action for us? It's gotta be easier than making yourself look foolish in the tabloids yet again! Serving only to tarnish your reputation further and all for a couple of hundred quid from a hack journalist who only a few years back were printing tacky stories about your sordid trysts in London hotels with rich business men.
Give the people what they want - cumshots, anal and hardcore threeesomes before your boobs continue their southward migration!
You know it makes sense.
Because frankly we're all starting to get a little bored with you.