....A rabbit escapes from a laboratory. He gets outside just in time to see a beautiful sunrise and fresh green grass all around. He tastes the grass and thinks he has died and gone to heaven.
He looks across a field and sees lots more rabbits, so he goes to join them.
"I've just escaped from the laboratory and seen my 1st ever sunrise then I ate some lovely green grass. What else do you rabbits do?"
"Well we sneek into the farmers field and eat his carrots." So off they went and he ate his fill of delicous carrots.
"They were unreal. What else do you do?"
" We go down the hill and try to get lucky with the female rabbits." So off they went and he certainly got lucky with the ladies. They all sat down and watched a beautiful sunrise.
"Right, I'd better be going now" said the rabbit.
"Where to?" cried the others.
"Back to the laboratory" he answered.
"Why?" said the rabbits. "You've seen your 1st sunrise, eaten the fresh green grass and the farmers carrots, enjoyed the lady rabbits and witnessed a beautiful sunset"
"Thats all well and good" said the rabbit but "I'm gagging for a fag."