Just received this via e-mail from a mate currently in Q8
Subject: CLASSIC QUOTE
A quote from Sky News
"Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton," UK defence minister Geoff
Hoonsaid in The Commons yesterday.
"He's either never been to Southampton, or he's never been to Umm Qasr" says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.
Another soldier added: "There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us. It's more like Portsmouth."
Yet another joke
-
jj
Re: Yet another joke
Ahhh......Portsmouth: I was reprimanded a while back by a barman there, for taking a half-full PLASTIC pint-glass outside the premises on a baking-hot day.
What the hell did he think I was going to do with it?
What the hell did he think I was going to do with it?
-
Fuji
Re: Yet another joke
Must be quiet in Q8........
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now . .
No beer,
No bars,
No television,
No Porn,
No cricket,
No football,
No rugby,
No golf,
No bikinis on the beach,
No nude beaches
No summer mini skirts and braless beauties,
No pork BBQ,
No bacon sarnies,
No hot dogs,
No burgers,
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
No chocolate chip cookies,
No Christmas,
Rags for clothes and towels for hats,
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are
no doctors,
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower,
You can't shave,
Your wife can't shave,
You can't shave your wife,
Sand is everywhere,
Sand gets into everything,
You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper,
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung,
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times,
Someone else gets to pick your bride, she smells just like your donkey,
and
Your donkey has a better disposition.
Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get the 27 virgins and
it all gets better!
Nope,... no mystery here !!!!
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now . .
No beer,
No bars,
No television,
No Porn,
No cricket,
No football,
No rugby,
No golf,
No bikinis on the beach,
No nude beaches
No summer mini skirts and braless beauties,
No pork BBQ,
No bacon sarnies,
No hot dogs,
No burgers,
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
No chocolate chip cookies,
No Christmas,
Rags for clothes and towels for hats,
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are
no doctors,
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower,
You can't shave,
Your wife can't shave,
You can't shave your wife,
Sand is everywhere,
Sand gets into everything,
You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper,
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung,
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times,
Someone else gets to pick your bride, she smells just like your donkey,
and
Your donkey has a better disposition.
Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get the 27 virgins and
it all gets better!
Nope,... no mystery here !!!!
-
jj
Re: Yet another joke
I always wondered about all those 'spontaneous' mass protests in the middle of the day: don't ANY of them have jobs???