Reverend Magoo? My arse........

[jj]

Mrs JJ is wont each Saturday to forward electronically, for our mutual edification and amusement in the coming week, the current Listener Crossword as published in the Saturday edition of The Times.
This week's offering is No. 3716: 'Varying in Character'.........by Mr Magoo.
Very impressive, for a man with curried eyeballs...........

[Lizard]

He,s too clever by half, for a man with a rawlapindi retina! but try him on 23
accross in todays, M.E.News, 'half man half horse' and see how he fares!!

[magoo]

I have not the faintest idea wot your on about. Your both very mad.

Liz please stop using these ,,,,,,,instead of these """"""""". And as for you JJ just you wait matey.

[magoo]

My talents are many. Including crosswords.

My name is Legion for I am many.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

[Lizard]

I cant help it guv! honest, I cant find the little fucker on me "keyboard" but first thing Monday, I,ll enroll at night school, to learn how to use a' properly,
I,ll make you proud of me, I,ll be 'in with the best of em' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' if only I had some piccy,s of fit weathergirls to "drool" over, I know I,d be better, if only jj would lend me his dictionary, then I could speak proper like wot he does, if only I had some shoes for me feet, and the sun always shined, if only......
ahhh fek!

[jj]

I really think M is expecting too much of you, dear reptile.
After all, you're so much further down the evolutionary ladder than him.
Allegedly.