Squirters-Black?

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magoo

Squirters-Black?

Post by magoo »

Why is it that all squirters are white? Anyone think of a black lady who squirts? I cant think of one. But I can remember a black girl in a Joey Silvera film whos clit was the size of my thumb.
jj

Re: Squirters-Black?

Post by jj »

What sort of recommendation is that?
For all we know, you might be a midget, and have a really tiny thumb. If you're going to use comparative terms, why not stick to the tried and tested London Bus? Or Nelson's Column?
I'm only going on about this because I can't think of a black squirter either.....but if there was one, I bet she'd do a Seymore Butts film- he collects them the way I collect belly-button fluff.
El Lizardo

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Post by El Lizardo »

What kind of collctions that? belly button fluff!.
whats wrong with beermats and stamps, you know, 'normal things' I,m not sure living in the south is doing you any good!you,ll be pickling fingernails next, and as for Magoo, having a clitoris instead of a thumb, the mind boggles..
jj

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Post by jj »

This is true, honest- there's an Asian bloke who's collected every bit of BB-fluff he's ever had, and keeps it in jars. And you think I'm mad.........
Woss wrong with collecting pickled fingernails and the like? My shrink says it's good therapy- though he didn't say for what, exactly.
You should see Magoo trying to hitch a lift- it's a scream (mostly from the terrified motorists......I mean, would you expect to see a giant clitoris waving at you from the hard shoulder of the M62? Without being 10 times over the limit.....).
Lizard

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Post by Lizard »

LoL, nutter!
jj

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Post by jj »

Yes, I have to agree, he is....
Lizard

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Post by Lizard »

BTW, did you get your DVD thing sorted, your supposed to take them OUT of the sleeve before you attemt to play them.

Liz, (trying to be helpful)
jj

Re: Squirters-Black?

Post by jj »

I don't HAVE a 'DVD problem'.........not since I started at The Priory, anyway.
No photographs, please..........
Dr Lizard

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Post by Dr Lizard »

Always in denial, classic symptoms, 'I dont have a problem,' I dont drink, I dont do DVD, well! sorry sonny, but this is where it gets tough!....no pain no gain, no DVD no er...DVD.
jj

Re: Squirters-Black?

Post by jj »

My doctor has prescribed me some DVD-substitute, so I can make it through the night.
He's trying to wean me off hard disks, onto soft disks.
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