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Squirters-Black?
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:47 pm
by magoo
Why is it that all squirters are white? Anyone think of a black lady who squirts? I cant think of one. But I can remember a black girl in a Joey Silvera film whos clit was the size of my thumb.
Re: Squirters-Black?
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 12:49 am
by jj
What sort of recommendation is that?
For all we know, you might be a midget, and have a really tiny thumb. If you're going to use comparative terms, why not stick to the tried and tested London Bus? Or Nelson's Column?
I'm only going on about this because I can't think of a black squirter either.....but if there was one, I bet she'd do a Seymore Butts film- he collects them the way I collect belly-button fluff.
Re: Squirters-Black?
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:26 pm
by El Lizardo
What kind of collctions that? belly button fluff!.
whats wrong with beermats and stamps, you know, 'normal things' I,m not sure living in the south is doing you any good!you,ll be pickling fingernails next, and as for Magoo, having a clitoris instead of a thumb, the mind boggles..
Re: Squirters-Black?
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:46 pm
by jj
This is true, honest- there's an Asian bloke who's collected every bit of BB-fluff he's ever had, and keeps it in jars. And you think I'm mad.........
Woss wrong with collecting pickled fingernails and the like? My shrink says it's good therapy- though he didn't say for what, exactly.
You should see Magoo trying to hitch a lift- it's a scream (mostly from the terrified motorists......I mean, would you expect to see a giant clitoris waving at you from the hard shoulder of the M62? Without being 10 times over the limit.....).
Re: Squirters-Black?
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:57 pm
by Lizard
LoL, nutter!
Re: Squirters-Black?
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:00 pm
by jj
Yes, I have to agree, he is....
Re: Squirters-Black?
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:00 pm
by Lizard
BTW, did you get your DVD thing sorted, your supposed to take them OUT of the sleeve before you attemt to play them.
Liz, (trying to be helpful)
Re: Squirters-Black?
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:03 pm
by jj
I don't HAVE a 'DVD problem'.........not since I started at The Priory, anyway.
No photographs, please..........
Re: Squirters-Black?
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:07 pm
by Dr Lizard
Always in denial, classic symptoms, 'I dont have a problem,' I dont drink, I dont do DVD, well! sorry sonny, but this is where it gets tough!....no pain no gain, no DVD no er...DVD.
Re: Squirters-Black?
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 7:02 pm
by jj
My doctor has prescribed me some DVD-substitute, so I can make it through the night.
He's trying to wean me off hard disks, onto soft disks.