medicinal compounds

[Mr Mentalist]

We will drink a drink a drink to lilly the pink,

For he invented medicinal compounds,

the saviour of the human race,

[Mr Mackee]

Drugs and booze are bad mmm-kaaay!

You dont want to end up like Mr Magoo mmmmkaay. Hes a alcoholic mmm-kaaay. And thats bad mmm-kay.

Now let that be a lesson. Mmm-kay.

Alcohol is bad mmm-kay. I say that as a counsellor mmm-kay. Lets all reflect on that mmm-kay. We wouldnt want to end up in magooland mmm-kay.

I think we have all learned something from Mr Magoos abuse of alcohol tonight. Mmm-kay.

[magoo]

Particularly the abscence of friends.

Lets raise a glass to absent friends.

[Caractacus]

You got the lyrics wrong, Magoo, as Steve would no doubt tell you. And where is JJ anyway?

[magoo]

Good question. I spoke to JJ yesterday (thursday night/friday morning) and he said he would be forumising tonight but as usual he is about as predictable as a ferret on acid. Hence the no show tonight. I think he was visiting Mrs JJ to get a square meal for once and to get her to fix the fan on his PC. Perhaps romance blossomed and he was invited to stay the night. He is a law unto himself that bloke so your guess is as good as mine.

Thanks for pointing out my incorrect lyrics. Where is Steve anyway? I am missing his input to the forum.....I hope the men i the white coats havnt caught up with him. They will be after me next.

[jj]

Sorry, v tired afterreturn from chez Mrs JJ. No sex, good breakfast, though.......
Her idea of a square meal? A slice of Sunblest.
So I did the cooking.
As usual........but not the washing-up: I made an excuse and left in a taxi.