f.a.o. lizard and other tea drinkers

[the duke]

i say lizard,i love to here about tea/biscuit mirth and i think ive found just the spot,what.

i`m sure alec and other welshern people will enjoy the tales of welsh tea time farye and barra birth,i have an estate in wales swansea i think its called they all speak funny and play that rugger game i disliked so much in harrow

have to dash mrs fortingale-smyth the church warden has brought the vicar round to try and tap me for a new chruch roof,dam fine woman but her left hand has one too many fingers which i find entrancing

[Lizard]

I,m flattered your dukeship, but I hope your not neglecting Ted the gardener, whilst you surf the web for tea related items, he will be most upset, he,ll be wondering where his 3.00 buggering session has gone to.

[lord magoo]

Duke old bean. I think your posts are very good. Infact they are so funny I might even allow my servants to read them.

I just have one small criticism. Can you use capital letters at the start of your sentences and a spot of punctuation would increase the funnyness of your posts. I do understand that members of the aristocrasy often suffer with congenital syphilis and other nasty venereal diseases which can impair the ability to use capitals when appropriate. And as for those full stops.......Dreadfull little blighters arnt they? I shot four of them on my estate in the north country. Wot, wot.............

[steve56]

iwas intrigued never saw that site before

[the duke]

magoo of course i dont write the bally posts,i have a man who does it for me,he said he had "comprehensive school education" we never played cricket or rowed against such a school at eton.so i am in the dark really what do you suggest?

[marcusallen]

Hey your Dukeship,
The Chairman informs me that she is prepared to Capitalise your Sentences(sounds a bit drastic to me, even for an aristo) should your man elope with a sheep or something.