Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."
The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat."
A Lesson for the Chairman.
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magoo
Re: A Lesson for the Chairman.
Speaking of which where is Marcus?
Did that business he mentioned about some journo threatening to "expose" him in the News of The Screws today turn out to be a load of crap from someone with nothing better to do than wind-ups? I never buy that paper but I reckon someone would have mentioned it if Marcus had been in it today. It sounded like someone who knows him trying to wind him up because the papers would usually do something like send a female reporter posing as a model or whatever not just phone up and say "your in our paper on Sunday".
And in any case he makes no secret of his previous career so it would be a pointless expose. And most readers would not even know who he is apart from the porn fans amongst them.
Did that business he mentioned about some journo threatening to "expose" him in the News of The Screws today turn out to be a load of crap from someone with nothing better to do than wind-ups? I never buy that paper but I reckon someone would have mentioned it if Marcus had been in it today. It sounded like someone who knows him trying to wind him up because the papers would usually do something like send a female reporter posing as a model or whatever not just phone up and say "your in our paper on Sunday".
And in any case he makes no secret of his previous career so it would be a pointless expose. And most readers would not even know who he is apart from the porn fans amongst them.
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Lizard
Re: A Lesson for the Chairman.
Give me a vowel please Carol.. thank you,... oh, shit help me
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chairman miaow
Re: A Lesson for the Chairman.
Hello Mr Lizard,
I called a friend of mine & relayed your story, she said that if she ever met a mouse with one big enough, she'd let him! Mind you, I always thought she was a bit of a tart -walks around with her tail in the air would you believe.............
HE tells me, Mr Magoo, that no-one has mentioned anything to him, so just another human(?) load of soiled cat litter.
I called a friend of mine & relayed your story, she said that if she ever met a mouse with one big enough, she'd let him! Mind you, I always thought she was a bit of a tart -walks around with her tail in the air would you believe.............
HE tells me, Mr Magoo, that no-one has mentioned anything to him, so just another human(?) load of soiled cat litter.