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I'm A Happy Bastard
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 10:52 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Tonight, well Saturday night, I got off with some woman that looks like a cross between Patsy Kensit & Annabel Giles.
I'm a smug git because of it and I wanted to share that with the bretherin of forumites.
Holden got lucky!
Re: I'm A Happy Bastard
Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 5:48 am
by Ace
Whats the going rate these days Holden? ?60 an hour?
Re: I'm A Happy Bastard
Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 6:18 am
by Mart
Don't forget, you must take the whole course of antibiotics.
Mart
Re: I'm A Happy Bastard
Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 11:03 am
by Holden MacGroyn
You jealous slags.....
But like I said, Holden got lucky.....but not laid....
Seriously guys, she's a fox
(cue jokes about flea ridden vermin with pointy ears)
Re: I'm A Happy Bastard
Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 11:05 am
by Ace
How do you turn a fox into a pig? Marry her!!
BOOM BOOM
Tally-ho!
Re: I'm A Happy Bastard
Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 11:13 am
by Holden MacGroyn
There's always one isn't there...
Hey! Leave the jokes to S56.
At least that way my ribs are left intact.
Re: I'm A Happy Bastard
Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 12:06 pm
by mutanthalibut
What's the difference between a dog and a fox..........?
.......About 10 pints
Re: I'm A Happy Bastard
Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 12:19 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Aahh but as I don't drink, I can safely safe, she was, a fox...
,,,me and my bastard big mouth. Time to retreat to MacGroyn Heights
Re: I'm A Happy Bastard
Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 12:58 pm
by Wink Wink
Well having a fox in tow is better than having a cow in tow (I've known a few women who were right cows) I guess.
Re: I'm A Happy Bastard
Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 5:22 pm
by Goater
I'm a sad bastard