FUN.

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Lizard

FUN.

Post by Lizard »

Do women have more fun than men? I was out today and saw a lot of women having more fun than me.
Caractacus

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Post by Caractacus »

They were just pretending to have fun, Lizard, to compensate for not being obsessed with Carol Vorderman.
elton dong

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Post by elton dong »

Talking of fun .. do you get those Safestyle window ad's over in Manchester
Liz ? the one's with a deformed bald midgit going on about buy one double glassed window get on free ...they've been running for years ...sometimes have an ex Corrie twat as well ?
terry

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Post by terry »

I think girls/women do have more fun these days. They dress more sexy than ever before, they can have sex with out to much "problems". They are more confident about using their strengths to the full. example

I am a married guy, late 30's, I run a smal business. I employed a young 17 year old girl as a "girl Friday" to work her way up. After six months she was better than the marketing girl, after another six months she was working on the account handling side. After another six/eight months, fully confident with herself, she had changed from a silly 17 year old to a mature, very sexy, 19 yr old. She used her looks, her style and her confidence to gain a great career. She left my company a few years back and is doing very well. She had fun, I had fun but more importantly she knew where she wanted to get to !

I employed a lad at the same time, same age........he lasted 4 months !!....says it all I believe !
Lizard

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Post by Lizard »

I believe the gentleman your refering to played Reg Holdswoth in Corrie, a classic example of a very minor celeb thinking he,s bigger than the show itself, he tried to up his wages by threatning to quit, so they let him go, so as a fat balding middle aged twat with no talent, he was resigned to making useless adverts for double glazing firms and sofa,s, the thought of him looking thru yer window or sitting on yer sofa is pretty scarey,and enough to send you to the dogs home for a couple of well worn pit-bulls to protect yerself with, I dont watch any soaps myself though Elt, I fuckin hate them and am campaining to have them removed from TV, and double the amount of countdown shows, with Carol as host, assistant, and contestants all in one, so I can drool over her paps and thighs at liesure, there,s a girl who has more fun than me! I bet she loves it doggy :-)
jj

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Post by jj »

Of course they do, coz we pay for it.
elton dong

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Post by elton dong »

Funny you should say that ...
She used to love it doggy style ...um...she'd even ky her arse and ask me to take turns using her holes until that bastard Richard Stillgoe got involved..
It was a nice sunny day as i walked to the studio ... thinking ummm
'i hope Carol's up for a bit of the other'...i hate it when she aint and i just sit there among the grannies watching the show ...drooling.
Anyway id been on to Carol for a two's up with the posh bird Susie that does the dictionary stuff you know with the 'celeb' (how do they find people even unfunnyer than Whiteley ?) Susie had been giving me the eye for some time now and had even caught Carol taking dirty photo's of herself in the dressing room mirror for me ...a very cheeky set of carol in just her black see-through thong and black high heel's ,lot's of hands down the front and pulling them to one side to show her fantastic pussy that she had just shaved (it's taken me month's of very nice asking to get her to shave it as she's always's liked it very hairy....um...but that's another story!)
A note was handed to me ..'great Carol's up for a bit ...YESSS '
So i went to her dressing room and gave the normal secret knock...
'Hello is that you Elton'
..... 'it sure is sexy big bum' yer i know but she likes it when i call her that !
'Well come in and check me out'
'Lick you out more like' i thought as i open the door
there standing before me was Carol totally naked ..wow she looked good
her long hair just reaching down to her very erect nipples !!
'Sit in that chair...NOW' she shouted (i love it when she dominates)
as i went to sit she yanked at my combat's and they fell to my ankles along with the usual pen's and this time Whiteley's wallet which i robbed from his dressing room!! (it was empty by the way but i did find a nice pic of Carol
taken through the keyhole ...white stocking's must of been 1987!!)
As i sat in her chair she started to suck my cock (which is massive ..one of the many thing's Carol really loves about me ...yer right) and i to say the least I was really enjoying it ...until i heard moaning ...coming from her wardrobe
'What's in there?' i asked ...Carol was rubbing my cock into her tits (small but so firm)
'er...just some clothes and that Nursemaid outfit you got me for xmas'
she went back to sucking my cock ...and i must say i started to forget about the sound myself...until a very loud 'ohhhhh' was heard
'fuck its whiteley again ' i shouted ' Iam gonna start charging you admission'
said Carol getting up off her knees and opening the wardrobe door .
but to our suprise its was Susie the Lexicographer!!!! dressed in the nurse uniform with no panties on and using carol's fave dildo (steve she call's it ..and yes i do worry about that!)
'ER...ER iam so sorry please don't tell whiteley he would sack me for sure'
she said ' well i don't have a prob.....' saying this i turned to look at Carol's reaction , but Carol was already to take control ....
'well you better make me feel better then had'nt you'
and with that Carol laid down on her dressing table , spread her leg's , pulled apart her lipp's and said ' Lick ' in a very loud voice , that made both me and Susie jump !!! and then me and Susie banged our head's together trying to get in there.
'Not you ,you twat ' she said to me 'stick it back in my gob' so i did !!(anything to shut her up)
in the course of the next five min's we all swapped around Carol on me nob Susie on me Gob ,until i could hold it no more and shot my load over both their faces ,and a nice little fight started between the girls to lick up the last drop of me man fat !
the Girl's carried on for a few more min's until everyone had cum and Carol open her handbag and got her 20 Regal out !
(their's nothing like shagging a celeb and then smoking their fag's!!)
'who's on the show today i asked Susie ?'' 'oh Stillgoe , the twat '
and fuck me like lightning if the door to Carol's room was'nt flung open and their he stood 4 foot 3 of the most annoying human known to man! and just to top that he was undoing he's pants !!
this is what you really want Carol ' he said
' no i've been there seen that ..and you've got nothing to boast about''and anyway what i need now is a good piss' (umm i thought ...)
said Carol (she'd gone on about him ruining one of Frank Bough's orgy's in the late 80's buy trying to clean a sink with Cocaine , thinking it was flash powder and was'nt having anything to do with him anymore)
She was right ..... a nice person would have said about 2 inches but it looked a lot less to me and that was fully erect iam well informed!
'put it way mate' i asked
but to late he was right around Susie pushing him self against her arse as she bent over the table
'It's not even entering me 'she laughed
'i don't care iam loving every second in fact iam going to write a song about it ...NOW!!" said Stillgoe
and with that he pulled out a harmonica and started to play it while still trying to shag Susie,stopping only to shout out anagrams as he had his little orgasm .
Carol was not happy and started shouting 'fuck off' and pushed him back out the door and right out into the studio were he fell on the floor face up pants around his feet and all the granny's Laughing at his little member and one of them asked if rationing had come back into fashion.....?
anyway It put Carol off doggie style for ....well must of been a week!
how i got her back into ...welll that's another story!
Caractacus

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Post by Caractacus »

Steve's world's population has just increased by one.
Lizard

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Post by Lizard »

Let me know when you finish the book elton, I,ll buy it.......
Katie

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Post by Katie »

He's right, you know - we do have more fun. It's because we have all the pussy!
lol
Katie
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