A Problem

[Goater]

You are left in a position where you must either sacrifice your hands, cock(or pussy!) or eyes. Which would you sacrifice? Never know it just might happen one day!!

[Ace]

My cock, no question. I havent used it except for pissing in 2 months, besides I still would have my tongue

[Holden MacGroyn]

My pussy.
I'd buy a goldfish instead.

[Ace]

That poncey Yank had to cut his own arm off after getting it trapped rock climbing! Fuck that!! All he had was a pissy penknife to do it with. Im no coward, but I wouldnt have even let that particular thought enter my head.

[jj]

If the alternative to death is cutting through about twenty tendons and some quite resilient bone, well away from a convenient joint, with nothing but a blunt pen-knife, and a considerable amount of pain for a good length of time, you might find that view changing.
Errr....or perhaps not. Death suddenly sounds quite attractive.

[Goater]

LOL! Nice one, Ace