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If you won the lottery.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 7:10 pm
by Lizard
If you won the lottery, say ?4m, whats the first thing you would do/buy.
Me, Id go to LA, buy a Bently turbo, and stay for a month in a top hotel, getting laid with a different high class hooker, every night.
Or, would I go to the zoo? hmmmm, I,ll have to think....................
No! High class hooker it is.
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 7:18 pm
by Leslie Nielsen
I'd take my 364 girl harem(1 day of rest ayear sounds about right,2 in leap years) to Bermuda
Might even buy meself a pet Lizard...bugger going to the Zoo
cheers
B....OZ
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 7:18 pm
by magoo
You mean you wouldnt buy a season ticket for the Countdown audience? Or buy Yorkshire TV and sack Richard Whiteley and replace him with yourself?
Me I would buy a pork pie factory, a brewery and a vineyard all next door to each other. And a nice new pair of shoes.
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 7:19 pm
by Flett
Lizard, how terribly shallow of you. If it was me, I'd have it all turned into five pence pieces, and then have them poured into a big swimming pool so that I could wallow in it for a few days. And then, the fun part - paying it all into the local branch of Lloyds - four million quid in five pence pieces! I think they would crap themselves!
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 7:31 pm
by Lizard
Er, well-yes, but after I got back from LA, I,d call Carol, and ask her out to dinner, I,d soon win her over, I,d offer her a big-mac meal(go large) how could she refuse that! after she,d sucked all the cheese of me fingers, I,d offer to book a room at the heywood travel lodge, and buy her some flowers from the all night garage at Rochdale, she would be putty in me hands, V O W E L, please Carol...
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 7:33 pm
by Goater
A ?300-?500,000 house in the Highlands of Scotland
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 7:42 pm
by Lizard
Shit, Goatee, your easily pleased, a house in Scotland!!!, where,s the fun there? I,d rather have a tent in Cornwall, with Carol hand feeding me sausages cooked on a open fire, reading a underwear catalogue..
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 7:52 pm
by Goater
It's a wilderness, isolation thing, Liz. Also for wildlife and sex purposes but NOT together!
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 8:44 pm
by jj
Give my love to the midges........
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 10:20 pm
by Caractacus
I'd get a lovely secluded house in the Highlands, and a flame thrower to deal with the feckin' midges! Genocide's too good for those little gits.