Spunky Birthday

[magoo]

Is there or was there a porn film called this?

The reason I ask is that I remember an old sketch about porn on The Mary Whitehouse Experience where Baddiel ABUSE DELETED mentioned watching Spunky Birthday.

We all know the ABUSE DELETEED is a porn fan (his only redeeming feature) so its possible he didnt just make the title up. Hes still a boring ABUSE DELETED though.

[Goater]

Probably is but i don't know it. Probably involves gerbils anyway

[Leslie Nielsen]

I not understand

You think Baddiels a tosser so why would you want to see a film he has watched and talked about?

cheers
B....OZ

PS Sarah D is on her way...what ever you do push the mute button for the last scene-diabolical...should expect such crap quality for 5 pounds

[elton dong]

I remember the ABUSE DELETED going on about Spunky Birthday and i wondered if it was real at the time ...so i asked my mate at work who in 92 had a lot of euro porn he thought it sounded like a Swedish erotica short from the late 70's he had seen ...ABUSE DELETED ?

[magoo]

Its simple really Lt Drebin. If I track Baddiels favourite film down I can then post about how shit a film it was and it will then be an excuse to rant about what a unadulterated ABUSE DELETED the man is. And as a bonus I can annoy you and Mart by using lots of rude words to describe Baddiel.

OK fair enough I will stop going on about Baddiel for a little while. Whos next on my list for ABUSE DELETED? I reckon its a toss-up between two of our tv chefs Antony Worrall-Thompson and Ainsley Harriot. Or maybe that ABUSE DELETED eighties throwback Gary Rhodes. ABUSE DELETED Its pure logic really. A case that even Frank Drebbin could understand.

Thanks for Sarah D btw. Dont worry about the quality. Living in Britain with our notoriously crap adult movie retailers I am very used to VERY bad quality tapes for ?20 a tape. I will email you soon re some tapes I am getting rid of that you might like to give a good home to.

[magoo]

I remember Baddiel going on about his dads collection and saying Swedish porn was the best. Shows how little he knows. Swedish porn is very boring and unimaginative. It lacks the glamour of French porn, it lacks the depravity of German porn, and lacks the tongue it cheek humour of Ben Dover etc. In fact the only country with crapper porn than Sweden is Denmark.

No forget that. Spanish porn is probably the worst.

[elton dong]

From what Buttsie say's i think the aussie stuff sound's the worst...
but anyway i think having a go at Baddiel is a good thing ,how has he got where he is today without being funny ? would he still be around if it wasnt for Skinner?

[Leslie Nielsen]

Spot on Elton

Aussie porn from what I've seen compared to the rest is amateurish garbage
with B-Z grade babes(Apart from Blow Job Sarah-for Magoo) and the filler scenes don't even have a scale

I agree with Magoo about Scandinavian Porn..its boring as shite
Funny how Copenhagen used to be the centre then it moved on to Budapest
Assume its all economics.Never considered Denmark a cheap place to produce anything?

A friend of a friend lives in Denmark....they even have there own Aussie Rules Football Competition....he rates their porn as unimaginative

Either of you guys ever see a documentary on a Danish Guy/Porno Star
called Porno Lassie

Had a scene with a Swedish girl and then onto a dinner with all present
Interesting to see how its all put together

cheers
B....OZ

PS Good to see the English want to learn how to drink

Appointing Rod marsh as an English Selector

God help us all...I'll be very wary of all English types in Pubs from now on
On the cricket field...hahahaha

[elton dong]

Buttsie the other day you were asking for a Carol ABUSE DELETED pic from jj
do you get all the English tv over there or is Countdown big in OZ..
(christ on a bike look at what that flaming pom's wearing!!!!)?
and can i also point out that your welcome to the Ashes as long as we keep Kimberly Joseph.

[elton dong]

only joking ....your point has been made and noted (oo-er)