A guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass
of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him,
all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
a
perfect order, spotless clean. And so is the rest of the house. He
takes the
aspirins and notices a note on the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove.
Love you."
A little worried, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast, fresh newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
"Son,what
happened yesterday?"
"Oh, the usual. You came home after 3 am, drunk and delirious. Broke
some
furniture, and puked in the hallway."
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and the food is on the
table?
What the hell is going on?"
"Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take
your
pants off you said, 'Bitch! Leave me alone, I'm married!'"