A poser

[mutanthalibut]

How do you get down from a camel?

[DC]

Switch to Marlboro?

[The Last Word]

Get it to play some funk?

[David Attenborough]

They're hairy, not downy: one usually gets down from ducks, swans, etc.

[Mart]

Nice one jj. Or was the original Q. a lead-in for your witty reply.
Just like the House of Commons then.

Mart

[jj]

I can assure you I have never made a reply, witty or otherwise, in that August but very proletarian establishment.
We in the Lords don't speak to such riff-raff.............except when we need a cab calling, or the ashtrays emptying perhaps.

[mutanthalibut]

Well done JJ, you are a zoological genius.

[jj]

It's a VERY old riddle.
And of course, I am VERY old...........what about that Johnny-Come-Lately Sphinx bloke, then?