What do you want to see in a video?

[Jason]

We are in the process of planning our next HC video shoot and are asking you, the porn buying connoisseurs of Britain, what you would like to see in the video.

You know how it is - you watch a porn movie and at the end think "Yeah, not bad but it would have been better if..." - well, now is your chance to influence what we produce.

Give us some realistic suggestions and we will see what we can do - anyone whose idea we use will be sent a free copy of the completed tape when it is finished.

Some come on guys and gals get your thinking caps on and tell us what you want to happen. As long as it is "legal" and not something stupid we will seriously consider it.

Tks

Jason
jason@british-amateurs.com

[Matt]

Do you mean specific secual acts or locations or (god help us) plots or what? Plenty of suggestions here, but I need to know where to begin!

[Two Tongue Ted]

Hey, I have a really radical idea! Wouldn?t it be nice to see some oldfashioned, natural, unaugmented girls with nothing added, or taken away (except for the customary lipstick and earrings) And preferably woman shaped - it makes all the difference to the male libido- think Stacy Owen, Linzi Dawn, etc. None of that slim hipped nonsense - looks OK on blokes, but wasn't meant for girls. Attitude and demeanour are as important as looks - coy and girly is good, lairy and loud is a turn off.

If such a movie were made myself and many other regular guys on Civi Street might actually want to buy it. Instead of the movies that seem to be solely made for cliquey porno enthusiasts ? a comparatively small market in the UK, as I'm sure my good friend Marcus Allen would attest.


T.T.T.

[jj]

Yep, that goes for me too: girls not just out of GCSE Sociology class, with a bit of meat on them, brunette/redhead for preference, prepared for a good time, dressed in tasty lingerie/heels (to remain on throughout), doing several nasty things with a selection of well-shickered young guys.
Lots of mid-distance shots as well as close-ups, at least three cameras,a plot preferably, some humour if possible, NO homoerotic close-ups of gurning male faces or laddish thumbs-ups to camera, nice interior locations (if I want to watch al fresco sex I'll go to my local park/Council estate/nearest bus stop)......
if you want any more suggestions my 1220-page working document is available from HMSO and WH Smith, price ?12.99.

[Buttsie Full of it]

1220 pages must have been hard to swallow,(after the 12 Dictionaries)

Is that why ya keep bringing it up.

I'd pay 3P but only if it comes with a free bookmark.

cheers
Buttsie
oz...tralia

Ps Working document not far removed from a W.nking document.

[jj]

...well, 678 pages were diagrams, and 432 pages my acknowledgments. And then there was the index.
5p, then. With the bookmark. A very nice one, with Cliff Richard on it.

[Buttsie avid reader]

Agreed 5p(Five Pints of Guiness,home brew)

I'll bypass Cliffy.(nice music but clearly out of touch-born again).

Any Bookmarks of the Young ones.
Order of preference Vivian,Rick,Neil,Mike

Come to think of it Magoo was sounding a little like Rick on a recent post.

Good luck with your text,sure it'll find a home(hanging on the back of the dunny door no doubt) or in Readers Digest(LOL).

cheers
buttsie
oz...tralia

[Balham]

The above OS literary enthusiasts will only sell the masterpiece on well with an author's signature, even if you buy it for a shilling.A florin will double your money.

Back on subject.I'd like to see an well executed version of my post 23:0832Jan, 2002, What makes good Porn.

[raven]

JUST A SHIT LOAD OF ANAL. PREFERABLY WITH BIRDS LIKE ZOE ROSE, NATASHA LEE( well one can hope), LAURA JONES, AMANDA DAWKINS, SAMANTHA KAYE.

[Buttsie Ok Raven]

Well said Raven

Your dead a long time so the less talk about what makes good porn the better.

Anal with natasha lee now thats good porn.

Cheers
Buttsie
Oz...tralia