amazing find

[steve56]

it says scientists find human skulls from 160,000yrs ago,still looking for jim davidsons jokebooks.

[jj]

a) Define 'human'........since;
b) Identifiably hominoid fossils date from about 5 million years, hominid remains from ca. 2.2 million y, H.sapiens from 400 000 y.

[magoo]

JJ do you remember Mr Logic from Viz? Thats you that is.

[jj]

See that dog-poo on the pavement?
That's your dinner, that is.

[magoo]

Haha ha ha ha ha ha.

You see a an old cider bottle full of urine lying in some bushes near Sainsburys? Ladbroke Grove Sainsburys to be exact. Well thats your aftershave. Thats your special cologne which you wear to impress the ladys at your over 60s tea dance thing.

[jj]

You're so much better at this sort of thing than I.
Mind you, you get a lot more practice............

[magoo]

You mean in my occupation as Court Jester?

I have a lovely felt hat with little bells on it which will soon be for sale when I pack in being a smart arse for a living and get a proper job.

[jj]

Look, it's dead in 'ere tonite, gerrorrfff the bleedin' lappy and ring me, eh?
I can talk better bollocks than this lot with one testicle tied behind me back: yes, I am a novelty kinky Prana Yoga contortionist........