Prizes

[Lizard]

If you get a 'Booker 'prize for books, do you get a fucka prize for porn? or a booza for drinking, a jiggy for dancing, footy for well you get the picture, more award names please genclemen, oh, and ladies... and those who are not too sure, whats a 56 awarded for?

[jj..navellly]

Yes.
And no.
Maybe.
Who cares?
OK, then, just soddorfff..........

[Lizard]

Your trouble is your carrying too much fluff in yer navel, Iv,e seen it before, send a man stir crazy..

[jj.reptilianly.....]

My fluff is my own business, young reptile
And have some respect for your elders, I was a grizzled old croc when you was just getting yer teeth into the shell, these parvenus, they'se just a bunch of Attenborough clones, talk about 'stardust', when they should be down to the nitty-gritty, basking and eating flies and all that what us Lizards do so well, what can I say.........