Attn. Lizard

[Mart]

Vital reading !


Mart

[jj]

This one written by Buttsie, I think: .......this one written on one of Liz's holidays: ...........this one after evening-classes: .
This one after reading Karl Marx: .....unite,geddit?, this one and the following books a list of his multitudinous relatives: (busy little boy he's been, eh?)..
Now this one is just silly: . But not as silly as this, because of the incluision of amphibians (nasty smelly pond-weedy things........sorry, Fluffy.........): .
And an historical work, with a footnote by C Darwin: .
And one that use very long words (oh, good......): .
And is the COMPLETE Guide to Monitor Lizards really THAT complete?

[Mohammed-saheef Liza]

Dont believe them, there full of shit, we are slaughtering them at the ponds and in the swamps, what fuckin Lizard behind me??

[JJ Stern........]

...but reptiles are SUCH liars............
What about those 'crocodile tears', then....?

[Lizard]

Did you know crocodile tears run down yer leg? No! Ha, thought not, and crocodile tears are made out of piss!, me uncle gek told me..

[steve56]

must be a crocolile rock .

[Lizard's Mummy]

Didn't I tell you not to play with those nasty Gecko boys?
Now get yer arse indoors, you naughty naughty little worm............

[Lizard]

Dear Mum stop that person above(S56) from interfering with me posts, he makes me mental....

[L's Mummy (again)]

Don't blame him, darling, we all know that it's the 'fault' of yer Counsellor.......and of course it's the pre-natal lack of mealworms in yer diet.............for which I take full responsibility.
But I STILL blame yer Dad..........
Lazy feckless sod.........

[steve56]

am i glad i was breast fed?