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Vital reading !


Mart

This one written by Buttsie, I think: .......this one written on one of Liz's holidays: ...........this one after evening-classes: .
This one after reading Karl Marx: .....unite,geddit?, this one and the following books a list of his multitudinous relatives: (busy little boy he's been, eh?)..
Now this one is just silly: . But not as silly as this, because of the incluision of amphibians (nasty smelly pond-weedy things........sorry, Fluffy.........): .
And an historical work, with a footnote by C Darwin: .
And one that use very long words (oh, good......): .
And is the COMPLETE Guide to Monitor Lizards really THAT complete?

Dont believe them, there full of shit, we are slaughtering them at the ponds and in the swamps, what fuckin Lizard behind me??

...but reptiles are SUCH liars............
What about those 'crocodile tears', then....?

Did you know crocodile tears run down yer leg? No! Ha, thought not, and crocodile tears are made out of piss!, me uncle gek told me..

must be a crocolile rock .

Didn't I tell you not to play with those nasty Gecko boys?
Now get yer arse indoors, you naughty naughty little worm............

Dear Mum stop that person above(S56) from interfering with me posts, he makes me mental....

Don't blame him, darling, we all know that it's the 'fault' of yer Counsellor.......and of course it's the pre-natal lack of mealworms in yer diet.............for which I take full responsibility.
But I STILL blame yer Dad..........
Lazy feckless sod.........

am i glad i was breast fed?