My girlfriend wants to shit on me!!

[Fee Cees]

Help guys! last night whilst in the act so to speak my g/f took the wind right out of sails by stating that she wished to 'off load' on me!! I am willing to try anything once but this is a big step. Is she normal? Any one out there been on the recieving end? Advice is seriously needed!

[jj]

Yuk.
Now go away.........

[Matt]

If my instinct didn't give me the impression you're wasting everyone's time, I'd bother to answer properly. I refer you to the response given by the right honerable jj some moments ago.

[Lizard]

Mines been shitting on me for years...

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[Ken Shabby]

Let me get this straight, A GIRLFRIEND?
Yeah, I think I can just remember what one of those are....

[Mr Mackee]

Faecal freaks are bad mmmkay.

Actually Matt give him a proper answer anyway. It will be a laugh to hear you do a lecture on the morality of this issue. Go on it will be fun.

[Eric Cartman]

OK, that's two as Mr Mackee.....
Who you gonna do next?