> > A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for
> his chicken
> > coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
> >
> > "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
> >
> > The old rooster replies,
> >
> > "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look
> what it has
> > done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in
> the corner?"
> >
> > The young rooster says,
> >
> > "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
> >
> > The old rooster says,
> >
> > "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the
> farmhouse. Whoever
> > wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
> >
> > The young rooster laughs.
> >
> > "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair
> I will give
> > you a head start."
> >
> > The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the
> young rooster
> > takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
> farmhouse and
> > the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5
> inches behind
> > the old rooster and gaining fast.
> >
> > The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
> porch when
> > he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM
> He blows
> > the young rooster to bits.
> >
> > The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
> >
> > "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month."
> >
> > Moral of this story....
> >
> > Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always
> overcome youth
> > and skill!