I HATE WIMBLEDON! discuss.....

[Giles]

I hate it.

[Ivan Erection]

I dislike any sporting event on tv which doesnt seem to have an exact finishing time,such as snooker,tennis etc.Mainly because there is nearly always something good on afterwards that gets postponed.

[steve56]

and progs run about 6 hrs late i know its bbc 2.

[Caractacus]

What's to hate? The blatant rip-off prices of everything from tickets to strawberries and cream? The stupid jingoism that accompanies every British competitor, even though Grand Slam events are all individual events and it doesn't matter where a player is from? Or the utter creeping awfulness of the bowing and courtseying to the royal box?

I don't know about you cheps, but it makes me proud to be a part of the empire. Rousing chorus of Rule Britannia, then back to mine for a glass of Pimms.

[steve56]

you forgot cliff singing wen it pisses down with rain,help.

[Caractacus]

Steve, after several years of expensive and extensive therapy, I had managed to expunge that awful scene from my memory banks---and now you've brought it all streaming back.

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Chanta, the restraints, please!

[Ace]

Wimbledon is full of slags, plain and simple.
I had the mis-fortune to go with an ex in 1984 and the place is a dump. You see it all lush and green on TV, but the truth is VERY different. it is a decrepid place and very dated and to make it look nice, they paint over the cracks and chips from the stone-work. Plastic ivy adorns some places and the queuing system is atrocious. It is very bolshy with 'old boys' re-unions and high class toffy nosed bithces sipping Campari and soda in poncey marquees.
The 'REAL' fan who loves his tennis is not wanted here, if you have the right credentials, ie, ex-public school etc, your 'IN'
It is well known these toffs HATE the rain as a backlog is caused, forcing the doors open on a sunday for Joe Public.........the REAL fan, and when they trample all over SW19, the 'brigade' absolutely HATE it!!
You only have to see the winners trying to parade their hard won trophy to the crowd and you see the chairman shitting himself incase they drop the hallowed trophy.

[Wink Wink]

I take it Giles you mean Wimbledon fortnight & not Wimbledon it's self?

[Flett]

I think you guys are missing something if you hate Wimbledon. Think about it - those lovely young women, bending slightly forwards from the waist, legs spread wide apart, bodies tense and ready for action, swaying to and fro, and then suddenly bursting into action, tearing across the court, and nine times out ten doing a pretty serious "split" action as they return the ball ... man, it really is something to get lost in. And on really hot days, think of the lubricants ....... Okay, some them would do well in the front row of the England rugby team, but others, well there are some really tasty bits dashing around Wimbledon. Don't look at it as a game of tennis, see it as a game of fantasy fucks.
The Williams sisters are nicely stacked, with good boobs and chunky bodies. Elena (or is it Helena?) Dokic is really tasty. I could go on all night!
Forget about the mens' game, forget the class thing, forget about the Hooray Henrys, forget about the Establishment, just get lost in the dream world of pert little breasts, erect nipples and hot, sweaty crotches .......
It's nearly time for the replays ........!

[steve56]

must admit i had the hots for steffi graaf yrs ago.