I've got a poolry paw)left,front)
HE (Sniff,Sniff) has taken me to some fucking quack who has put a plastic colar around my neck in the belief that this will stop me licking my paw (fucking obvioius it would) BUT, I am extremely unhappy about this, so if there are any chaps who are vetinaries, please respond to HIM, because this plastic collar is highly embarrasing and driving me me cukoo
Any genuine vetinary/response will be rrewarded with a BIG,BIG Miaow kiss, and I understand, HE will do something as well.