Steve56 Diaries

[Wink Wink]

There is a rumour going round that they want to publish the diaries of steve56.

[Caractacus]

And Michael Caine is waiting to play the role in the upcoming movie, If It's Tuesday It Must Be Chicken In A Basket.

[Ace]

Caractacus, silly boy!!! Tuesday is canneloni...........right Steve?

[steve56]

sure is,followed down by a coffee.

[Ace]

Thanks for clearing that up Steve.
Caractacus, PLEEEEEEASE take notice for future reference. Oh, its Fish on Friday.........right again Steve?

[steve56]

yeh fish on friday,

[Caractacus]

You're becoming obsessed, Ace. How can you find the mental storage space to remember that? I'm usually too busy battering my head off a wall to take in any of the culinary details

[magoo]

Its always fish on friday. But with Steve its always Canelloni on Sunday unless the Royal Oak in Fulham is doing Steak Pie for ?2.95 in which case its Pizza Express near High St Ken. Cappiche?

I may be a big foodie but with Ace its a full time job. Thats how he remembers Steves diet. I knew eventually I would get a chance to do a Get Carter line on this forum. Cue Ace throws Magoo off a carpark in Gateshead. I remember a few months back Lizard asking Steve if he would povide a list of his food as it was fascinating. It never happened though because Liz was being really naughty by asking S56 to email Ace every day with a list of what he ate. It was really funny but I put a stop to it because I didnt want anyone annoying Ace cos hes a diamond geezer.

Anyway I look forward to reading the "56 Chronicles" especially the bits about the celebs he has met. And the celebs who nearly ran him over. Steve did you once post that Jonathon King once run you over in his Roller? He must have thought you were undercover vice officer.

[Ace]

Since you were away Magoo, Steve was accused of being a celebraty stalker, but Woody bailed him out by revealing that where Stevie boy lives, their are lots of z-list celebraties.

[magoo]

I dont know if you watch Bo Selecta! on C4 on friday nights but Avid Merion could definately take a few tips from Steve. I loved the bit where Meatloaf reacted in a sporting fashion. Denise Van Outens minders were slightly less good humoured and told Avid to fuck off. Cunts.

He makes me do a sex wee. And he has the Craig from Big Brother 1 as a hostage in his cupboard with his dead mother. Thankyou please.