Dongy, has Carol been round to yours recently? only she doesn,t answer when I call her mobile I just get the message machine and in the background I can hear 'ferry cross the mersey' and a load of moanin.
I miss her.
Liz
Message for Elton
Message for Elton
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Re: Message for Liz
I thought id made the most amazing discovery Liz......
could Carol be really crap with Maths ?.....so how does she do it ?
could it all be down to her amazing 'talking Twat' (no not 56)
Yes her nice well trimmed mound of womanhood can not only talk but ...
is really amazing with sums ........ i know it all sounds too strange to be true but the other day when i met her after Countdown ......
i was in her dressing room and felt a bit randy.........so
I groped her arse and thought whats this a 'Tag-nut' (no not 56) a 'Dangleberry' has my Carol not cleaned her arse ............i could feel a large lump in her knickers ......
'Whats this ' i asked her ......
'er' she said going bright red ........
'Ive got something to tell you Elton'
'No not that bloody Manc Reptile...again'
'er....no'
'Its a microphone' she said
The Lump went out of my mind as i though about the nice sounds inside Carols Pantys...............ummmmmmmmm
then i came round ...
'What microphone..?' i asked
'er .....its my twat mic'
'twat mic !!!!'
and with that she lifted up her skirt and said take down my g-string ...
well .....half a second later she was sat on her dressing room desk with her legs apart ....whooohoo i though a quick one before Whitely comes snooping round ...and i was just about to dive in when a voice said ....
'Hello Elton'.......
'where did that come from'
'er....'said Carol
'Me' said the voice
i looked down at her amazing love lips and they were moving and sound was coming out ..........
'Hi Elton....my names Jenny'.........it said
'My God a Moaning Minge' (no not 56)....... i said
'ask me any question ?' i looked at Carol and she just smiled
'Whats Happen to JJ ?' i asked
'he has given up porn and become a train spotter!!'
I started to smell something Fishy ( ______) (fill in blank with your own pun)
'ok .......who's got the best Tits in Britporn then' i asked
'you have !' said Jenny the twat and Carol at the same time laughing....
'i dont know about that but your a right pair........
'Is Richard Whitely Gay' i asked
'No way ' said Carols twat in a much lower voice
i looked around me and with that i open the Cupboard.........
Carol burst out laughing as Whitely fell out of the cupboard with a mic in one hand his cock in the other .........
it was all a big joke .............
so i pissed on her Moby ...and thats why you cant get through...!
could Carol be really crap with Maths ?.....so how does she do it ?
could it all be down to her amazing 'talking Twat' (no not 56)
Yes her nice well trimmed mound of womanhood can not only talk but ...
is really amazing with sums ........ i know it all sounds too strange to be true but the other day when i met her after Countdown ......
i was in her dressing room and felt a bit randy.........so
I groped her arse and thought whats this a 'Tag-nut' (no not 56) a 'Dangleberry' has my Carol not cleaned her arse ............i could feel a large lump in her knickers ......
'Whats this ' i asked her ......
'er' she said going bright red ........
'Ive got something to tell you Elton'
'No not that bloody Manc Reptile...again'
'er....no'
'Its a microphone' she said
The Lump went out of my mind as i though about the nice sounds inside Carols Pantys...............ummmmmmmmm
then i came round ...
'What microphone..?' i asked
'er .....its my twat mic'
'twat mic !!!!'
and with that she lifted up her skirt and said take down my g-string ...
well .....half a second later she was sat on her dressing room desk with her legs apart ....whooohoo i though a quick one before Whitely comes snooping round ...and i was just about to dive in when a voice said ....
'Hello Elton'.......
'where did that come from'
'er....'said Carol
'Me' said the voice
i looked down at her amazing love lips and they were moving and sound was coming out ..........
'Hi Elton....my names Jenny'.........it said
'My God a Moaning Minge' (no not 56)....... i said
'ask me any question ?' i looked at Carol and she just smiled
'Whats Happen to JJ ?' i asked
'he has given up porn and become a train spotter!!'
I started to smell something Fishy ( ______) (fill in blank with your own pun)
'ok .......who's got the best Tits in Britporn then' i asked
'you have !' said Jenny the twat and Carol at the same time laughing....
'i dont know about that but your a right pair........
'Is Richard Whitely Gay' i asked
'No way ' said Carols twat in a much lower voice
i looked around me and with that i open the Cupboard.........
Carol burst out laughing as Whitely fell out of the cupboard with a mic in one hand his cock in the other .........
it was all a big joke .............
so i pissed on her Moby ...and thats why you cant get through...!
Paradise is for the blessed. Not the sex-obsessed.
Re: Message for Liz
Why oh why is Whitely ALWAYS in the fuckin wardrobe, he has a dick the size of a cashew nut, I,m amazed he can find it, so it was all a con then eh Elt?, that bastards got a lot to answer for, still I,d rather you were bashin her balmcake than that cunt! that said, dont wear her out, use plenty of crisp and dry, she likes that, I guess I,ll just have to wait for her, if it takes the rest of my life (cue Whitney) and I ey I ey I will always love yuuuuuuu e ooo, will alwa...................
Liz (not a dry japs eye in de house)
Liz (not a dry japs eye in de house)
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