any italian here

[Bill500]

hi to all the forum mates! im bill and i am italian and porn fan, i like british porn girls, my favourite girls? Amanda Dawkins, Asley Long, Angel Long, and Jamie Woods. but i do like also those eroupean porn star (Checks and Hungarians) well basicaly i like fit girls and wild.
anyway if there are any italian frequenting this forum let me say

ciao amici italiani ieri sera mi sono scopato una 18enne.... un fenomeno di ragazza!! questa assomiglia un sacco a Cameron Diaz e poi non voleva piu finire!! be dopo la quarta ero propio "svuotato" di tette le forze. che volete a 35 anni si comincia ad avere il fiato corto... no ?

ciao

Bill

ps traslation wiil follw soon

[Pervert]

Bill, first and foremost, this is not having a go at you, your nationality, or what you said. Now that's understood, and hopefully you do not take offence, an explanation.

AltaVista provide a translation called Babel Fish (named after the remarkable creature in Hitch-Hiker's Guide which is stuck in one's ear and whose ability to simultaneously translate anything proves the existence of God) which supposedly turns French, Italian, German etc into English and vice versa. Bill's paragraph above translated as:

"hello Italian friends yesterday evening are swept me one 18enne.... a girl phenomenon!! this resembles a bag Cameron Diaz and then it did not want piu to end!! be after the quarter propio "I was emptied" of tette the forces that you want to 35 years begins itself to having the short breath... not? "

No, not one of Steve's more coherent posts, but an attempt to start a fight. AltaVista are warmongers and should be avoided at all costs Oh, and it might be as well to find a reasonable translation site before attempting to impress some Spanish sweetie with your linguistic skills.

PS---I'd be interested in what Bill was actually saying in that Italian section.

[Holden MacGroyn]

See that's the problem with Babel.
It ends up talking bollocks.


As I am in a shitty mood, I'm just going to say that he slagged your mum off.
Go on, Carac me old china, do 'im.

[Pervert]

I don't think I should talk to people who slag off those nice mods (he said in full crawling mode)

Babel Fish is brilliant. You can type in something in English, get it translated into French, translate the French stuff back into English---and not have a clue what's going on.

Hope Bush doesn't discover it. A simple birthday greeting to Putin could start world war three.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Oooh get that crawling going bro;)

I've used Babel in the past to decipher what some of the nasty emails I've recieve actually mean.
Although I speak several languages, I'm not smart enough to sus "I hope you burn to death you bastard" in any of the ones I speak!

Bush on Babel....sounds like a political talkshow.
"Tonight on Bush On Babel, we talk Bollocks,"

[Pervert]

Since I only speak English and ancient Briton, I have to rely on these sites. And frankly, they scare me more than a little.

How's the bike?

[Holden MacGroyn]

Now you're talking...probably with a hint of sarcasm.

Both the bike and myself are fine;)
No crashes yet. No helmet gags either....helmet and gag in the same line...hmmm

I pulled some major air on some courses and seriously covered some distance.
I've been downloading some extreme mountain bike vids off of Kazaa.
I heartily recommend Kranked and New World Disorder vids.

Truth be told, I'm still a bit of a pansy on it and get shit scared when I'm more than 3 feet off the ground.
It's not the air that kills you, it's the landing!

[Pervert]

In spite of my earlier joking, I'm the one who would need stabilisers!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Exactly, I mean if a German said "David Baddiel, dein Mutte ist ein hund und saugst schwanze", it would be highly offensive and that person should be smashed to bits.