Mr F Edward Up

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Mr F Edward Up

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Calm doon, mods, this isn't going to be a Magoo type rant. Just an observation really. One of these days, I'm going to visit the proper forum, spot the subject heading "Such-and-such model hardcore pix," call it up and find a link on it, rather than a request for info---and the shock will kill me.

Still, at the present rate, I should live to 140!
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Re: Mr F Edward Up

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SEE! SEE!
HE CALL'S IT A MAGOO RANT AND NOT A MACGROYN ONE.

THERE YOU GO MAG'S!
BOLLOCKS MATEY, IT'S YOUR FAULT NUH NUH NA NUUUH NUH


I do know what you mean though Carac, I hate it when it's like Amanda Dawkins pics and I get all excited and someone says "Where can I get them?"

Bastards.

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Oh dear, what have I started?

It really is irritating, though, Holden. The only way you know for sure there'll be something genuinely there is if you see the poster was Bluetit or Megaton, and a couple of others.

Magoo, mate, sorry. I couldn't spell Holden!
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PS---You see that Richard Stilgoe? He beats you up and steals your pocket money.
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Re: Mr F Edward Up

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He's just trying to make you feel better for being such an anarchic pain in the arse Mag's.
He hate's you really. Nobody likes you....sorry, been watching too much Gollum in The Two Towers.
You remember Gollum don't you Mags?
Sure you do. I once said he looked the splitting image of Hannah Waterman, whereas I meant to say YOUR MUM.


As for Bluetit & Megs, those guys rule when it comes to finding pictures.
It's like a competition for who can get the best links going.
It'd be nice for some rare Amanda Dawkins stuff....hint hint.

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Re: Mr F Edward Up

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Hmmm...a pretender to the throne.
You see that Richard Whiteley...he's your comic idol he is.
You want to be like him.
You rehearse his crappy lines to impress your friends.

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I'm not worthy to gargle Richard Whitely's enema water. He is truly my hero.

You see that Les Dennis? You stole all your funniest lines from him.
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Re: Mr F Edward Up

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You see those Chuckle Brothers...those are your big bad brothers those are.
You say "Mess with me and you mess with my hard brothers"

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You see Joe Pasquale? He's a butch sounding version of you.

Nah, it's not working. I just can't let it flow naturally. In future, I'll leave it to the experts.

See you and Magoo, Holden? You're like the soft version of Ant and Dec. You wanted to be in Biker Grove as their mates.
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Re: Mr F Edward Up

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If Maggie was here, he'd be screaming "IT'S SPELT BYKER YOU SLAGS"

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