funny little electric things

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sandie
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funny little electric things

Post by sandie »

ive found these little electric pulse pads - u know like the ones u got in the 80's that tone ur muscles - but these ones are specially devised to tone ur boobs.
they are only ?30 so i thought id give em a go - its cheaper than surgery. they have 3 purposes...lifting, firming and enlarging.
i was a little nervouse of sending electric voults through my tits but its actually quite nice. like a massage.

anyway im just letting u all know and will keep u posted on the results.
so far my left boob is hanging considerably lower than my right tho so not a good start.

i am also doing my exercises too. press ups and all that malarchy.
im being my own little human guinea pig to see if there are other ways to enhance ur assets apart from the surgeons knife.

http://www.lovesandie.com/
Lizard
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Post by Lizard »

Dont spoil a beutiful thang!, lol......if you need yer scones massaging sandie you only have to ask I,m sure. I bought this vibrating thing for a g/friend at a local charity sale run by a load of old dears, I was just about to pay for it, when she said " it,s really very useful my friend Margeret used it on her stomach after the operation" I made my excuses and left....

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Bill Malone
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Post by Bill Malone »

Sandie

A few well placed beers and an evening in with some of us forumites would change the shape of your body considerably.

Don't mess with perfection. At least until you're 60 and you really need the help.

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Bronson Lee
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I can make your tits look massive !

Post by Bronson Lee »

Ive got small hands .......

Dont change your well sexy ......
Paradise is for the blessed. Not the sex-obsessed.
Blueberry
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Don't brag !

Post by Blueberry »

hey you Dong - my hands are smaller than yours !

And a question to the ladies : Do you believe in the theory that the size of a man's cock increases with the size of their hands ??
Wink Wink
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Re: funny little electric things

Post by Wink Wink »

Sandie if you want any help massaging your boobs...just ask!!

Does this mean we are going to see a more lean, mean Sandie from now on?

I've heard lots of sex helps tone the body too :-)
Ace
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Re: Don't brag !

Post by Ace »

well, mine increases when Angies hands are on it
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Blueberry
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we all love a handy Sandie

Post by Blueberry »

you must be a very modest person Ace, to use such understatements.. ;-)
steve56
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Re: funny little electric things

Post by steve56 »

it always leaves me wore out and pale
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